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OzSTEEZ

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is this flat Liamz?

That's a horrible look Kiki. Laser those ass tats off now..
 

JAXvillain

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the butts that black men like are usually way way too much ass for the rest of the global populace though :p
 

Sarcasmo

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What's the deal with black dudes and asses, anyway? Weigh in, Onno.

Figuratively speaking.
 

dbzeag

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Speaking of douching and asses, April how do you best clean off fly's douche? I have a very hard time cleaning out the crevices of mine of fecal matter and resort to licking it clean. I find the tongue can get into many a tricky spot, don't you Ape?
 

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Speaking of douching and asses, April how do you best clean off fly's douche? I have a very hard time cleaning out the crevices of mine of fecal matter and resort to licking it clean. I find the tongue can get into many a tricky spot, don't you Ape?

Well ya, but it is MUCH easier with a scrub brush and some AJAX.
 

TuhMollie

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I had a buddy from peru in HS that was a ginger. red curly hair and tons of freckles. lol

i met this dude named IVAN in Peru and hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot.
ivan? lol isnt that like a russian name?

but i have decided to swear off Latin Men. I think im going to give white boys a try.
 

Floptical

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i met this dude named IVAN in Peru and hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot.
ivan? lol isnt that like a russian name?

but i have decided to swear off Latin Men. I think im going to give white boys a try.

Don't we're not worth it. Unless you're into being treated properly having someone who can pay for things.

 
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TuhMollie

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im looking for someone older
who owns his own business or is a high ranking executive
own house/houses car/cars and boat (the boat is optional)
someone NOT based out of Canada, but the USA is fine. Europe and Australia would be much better
someone who does NOT want kids.
soemone who is not in debt.

so white guy it is.
 

Floptical

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im looking for someone older
who owns his own business or is a high ranking executive
own house/houses car/cars and boat (the boat is optional)
someone NOT based out of Canada, but the USA is fine. Europe and Australia would be much better
someone who does NOT want kids.
soemone who is not in debt.

so white guy it is.

How old?
Be careful on the "owns his business" because you might get alot of fantasy football team owners.
The house and car should be a given for almost anyone.
Kids is easy
Debt should be easy minus the houses/cars/boats
 

TuhMollie

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How old?
Be careful on the "owns his business" because you might get alot of fantasy football team owners.
The house and car should be a given for almost anyone.
Kids is easy
Debt should be easy minus the houses/cars/boats

40s and up
if he doesnt have his own business he needs to move on. wtf is fantasy football? is that the same as lingerie football?
must have house/car. im not looking for a room mate to drive around to pick up pills for his upcoming hip replacement surgery. wtf.
 

Floptical

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if he doesnt have his own business he needs to move on. wtf is fantasy football? is that the same as lingerie football?
must have house/car. im not looking for a room mate to drive around to pick up pills for his upcoming hip replacement surgery. wtf.

Hun any white guy over 40 is just looking for some ass that he can hide from his wife or is so bad off you don't want anything to do with him. You need to tweak that list some. And I prefer not to own my own business that way I'm not legally liable for anything.
 

Sarcasmo

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You should be less worried about material things and more worried about physical and emotional things. Find someone with strong character and take it from there.
 

Floptical

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College Grad
Doesn't live at home
Has a debt to income ration less than 20%
Knows the difference between a manager and a director
Has never done a fist pump while watching MTV
Thinks the three stooges is funny
Can sing the chorus to the "Gambler" at the drop of a hat
Has never filed for Earned Income Credit on their taxes
Doesn't have 2 first names or 2 last names
 

Floptical

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You should be less worried about material things and more worried about physical and emotional things. Find someone with strong character and take it from there.

That works when you're 20 but not when you're about 30. You're running out of time at that point. Soon those flesh bags will be hanging below her belt and know one will want anything to do with her. There is not wrong about liking material things. People who don't like nice stuff don't have nice stuff.