Are You into Plants?

[APRIL]

I bought an Orchid today thinking I could keep one alive. The only other plant I can remember that I've own was cacti and even those died off.

Who is big into flowers or planting weed that can give me some pointers? What plants do you people take care of?

Edit: Sorry the flash washed out the flowers some.

 

[fly]

 

[Sarcasmo]

Do you live in the rainforest?

 

[smileynev]

I see no reflection of you in the tabletop. This thread gets one star.

 

[APRIL]

Do you live in the rainforest?

In the serengeti, of course.

 

[APRIL]

I see no reflection of you in the tabletop. This thread gets one star.

Are you feeling inadequate today. Again?

 

[smileynev]

Are you feeling inadequate today. Again?

Your plant wants to be set free.

 

[APRIL]

Your plant wants to be set free.

... is it scared I'm going to eat it or something?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Pics of the forest outside, and the wildebeasts grazing in the nearby plains.

Also, please repair the feng shui by moving the plant away from the edge of the table. Kthx.

 

[smileynev]

... is it scared I'm going to eat it or something?

Not really, it sees the rack of lamb stuck under your chin and knows that you're a carnivore.

 

[zengirl]

Unfortunately, the only green in my thumb was gangrene and I'm afraid the damn thing fell off. I don't know how I do it, but somehow I can manage to kill silk plants.



Good luck with the orchids, they're very pretty!

 

[APRIL]

Pics of the forest outside, and the wildebeasts grazing in the nearby plains.

Also, please repair the feng shui by moving the plant away from the edge of the table. Kthx.

I'll get some pics when I see some neat animals out there. Lots of hawks, and raccoons etc.

Something in there makes a monkey noise from time to time. :o

 

[Desslock]

... is it scared I'm going to eat it or something?

Thats because eventually you will eat it.

 

[APRIL]

Unfortunately, the only green in my thumb was gangrene and I'm afraid the damn thing fell off. I don't know how I do it, but somehow I can manage to kill silk plants.



Good luck with the orchids, they're very pretty!

Your thumb fell off?


...did you eat it?

 

[zengirl]

Your thumb fell off?


...did you eat it?

Well no, the cat did... which is why I had to cook the fucker.

 

[fly]

Pics of the forest outside, and the wildebeasts grazing in the nearby plains.

Also, please repair the feng shui by moving the plant away from the edge of the table. Kthx.

Ever seen Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT?

 

[APRIL]

Well no, the cat did... which is why I had to cook the fucker.

OMG I think we are soulmates.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Ever seen Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT?

No, why? Do they live in Kenya too?

 

[JAXvillain]

requesting thread title rape to "implants"

 

[zengirl]

Ever seen Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT?

Hhahahaa I saw that episode... 3 different feng shui "experts" and 3 different opinions on how the room would be best layed out. Yaaaay captialism!!