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[APRIL]

christ I don't even know what that means

omy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think I lost points cuz Ive never done the eyeball thing or gotten an std

 

[simple]

I think I lost points cuz Ive never done the eyeball thing or gotten an std

no STDs?

damn dude nice

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no STDs?

damn dude nice

Seriously, Im astonished, considering some of the junkyard dogs Ive woken up next to in my days.

 

[simple]

Seriously, Im astonished, considering some of the junkyard dogs Ive woken up next to in my days.

word!

 

[smileynev]

48. Fuck, I might as well be French

 

[Thorn Bird]

He's weird too... he'll look at me funny and I know at that instant he's peeing on me.

i'll bet you aren't kidding about this. some things are better left behind closed (bathroom) doors.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I KNOW YOU ARE. I started a reply then changed my mind, that happens alot.

It is just hot if done properly. Not like you have to try and scoop their eye out (squicking ). You've never been looking at someone in the eyes while doing um, other things and/or kissing their face and had the urge to lick their eye? Maybe it's like someone sucking on yer earlobes, you can make some people orgasm doing it and others just don't care for it. I don't know.

that has NEVER crossed my mind. that's why i'm taken with this. i've at least heard of MOST things at my ripe old age. this is something i've NEVER EVER EVER contemplated/heard about/tried/been victim of.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I gotta show love to my 678 bird.

i get it!! who's bird can i be, then? we're of the same cloth.

 

[Sp`ange]

that has NEVER crossed my mind. that's why i'm taken with this. i've at least heard of MOST things at my ripe old age. this is something i've NEVER EVER EVER contemplated/heard about/tried/been victim of.

I'll lick your eye for you tonight. or not.

 

[Bubbles]

What the hell?


Oh who am I to judge. I slept with my married, pregnant cousin.

You what, what, what???

 

[Sarcasmo]

You what, what, what???

We knew she wouldn't get pregnant, so we went for it.

 

[Bubbles]

We knew she wouldn't get pregnant, so we went for it.

You're serious, aren't you

 

[Sarcasmo]

She slipped me GHB, it wasn't my fault. Ask Elpmis, he knows about that sort of thing.

 

[thrawn]

You're serious, aren't you

If, "I boned my pregnant cousin," was a question on the quiz, he would've scored 194.

 

[Bubbles]

She slipped me GHB, it wasn't my fault. Ask Elpmis, he knows about that sort of thing.

It wasn't your fault, but you had enough sense to know she wouldn't get pregnant. You are insane.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It wasn't your fault, but you had enough sense to know she wouldn't get pregnant. You are insane.

Oh like you've never done that.

 

[Bubbles]

I meant to start a new thread, not reply to this one.

 

[Fat Burger]

38, I'm a wuss.

 

[APRIL]

i'll bet you aren't kidding about this. some things are better left behind closed (bathroom) doors.

It's not always in the bathroom... he sometimes just kneels on my shoulders when I'm laying down and drowns me.