Yes, I r a klutz too, but you have a prettier bruise. I just dropped a whole cooked pizza on the floor. I took it out of the oven and let one side slip out of my hands, so all the cheese ends up on the floor and my toes and I was left holding the empty crust
I fell down the stairs once, too. I also made a thread on GenMay about it.
I was naked though, doesn't sound like you were.
...I manage to find the sharp edge in a computer case and slit my hand, finger, or knuckle open. I think of it as christening the case with my blood.
try spilling molten hot metal onto your leg. yeah I have a scar on my thigh to prove it.
try spilling molten hot metal onto your leg. yeah I have a scar on my thigh to prove it.
A couple years ago I was at my mom's and I fell down the stairs while vacuuming and dislocated my finger. So off to the emergency room I went with my "I fell down the stairs" story. Two days later I managed to cut my foot open and required stitches. The only person around was a blind guy so then I got to call an ambulance and trek off to the ER again this time explaining that I had no idea how I had done this.
This is when they started asking questions. So then I had to explain how my husband was hundreds of miles away getting drunk in a strip club at a biker rally and could not possibly be hurting me. Good times.
I've broken every single one of my toes, many of my ribs, bloodied my nose, blackened my eye, all self inflicted. I'm a mess.
Is that a Temple approved mating ritual?
It's a variation on one found in the book, embellished only a little.
So today I have a bloody lip because Saturday when I was working at doggie daycare, I got a little too close to one of the dogs and they got me in the face... made a little booboo on my upper lip. Today I was eating salad and wiped my mouth off on a napkin and irritated the booboo so it started bleeding.
My brother asked me why I had a bloody lip and I tried telling him ... he goes..
"Is that like the time you fell down the stairs?"
d'oh!