Are 2 cats better than 1?

[b_sinning]

I got yelled at the other day for having butt-sweat
Like its my fault

It was your fault it was all over your face.

 

[Kevlar]

Ryan's cat drools, it's disgusting, she'll just be sitting there and see him, and then her motor starts going and drops of cat saliva fall out of her mouth. It's like a faucet, a gross, rotton fish smelling faucet.

Lightning did that, I miss my little Beastie Girl Tigger on the other hand is a Beastie Man that rules the house alone now

 

[zengirl]

Lightning did that, I miss my little Beastie Girl Tigger on the other hand is a Beastie Man that rules the house alone now

You need more cats!

 

[Kevlar]

You need more cats!

I wanna a office Beastie

 

[JAXvillain]

I wanna a office Beastie

speaking of office, how's the fake food biz?

 

[zengirl]

I wanna a office Beastie

The doggie daycare lady has 2 office cats, they hang out up front in the reception area... then she fosters more cats upstairs.

 

[JAXvillain]

The doggie daycare lady has 2 office cats, they hang out up front in the reception area... then she fosters more cats upstairs.

I am guessing she is 55, single and has a gunt

 

[zengirl]

I am guessing she is 55, single and has a gunt

No, she's your age, former flight attendant married to a pilot and cute. God you can be an asshole sometimes.

 

[kiwi]

No, she's your age, former flight attendant married to a pilot and cute. God you can be an asshole sometimes.

So, 55, married, and cute.

 

[JAXvillain]

No, she's your age, former flight attendant married to a pilot and cute. God you can be an asshole sometimes.

I was just itching to say gunt

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I hereby declare "gunt" to be the Icky Word of the Day.

 

[Thorn Bird]

what IS that, anyway?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Went to the doctor today. I have a lump on my gunt.

 

[b_sinning]

I was just itching to say gunt

You should know by now that the crazy pet ladies protect their own. They cover each others gunts.

 

[zengirl]

So, 55, married, and cute.

 

[zengirl]

I hereby declare "gunt" to be the Icky Word of the Day.

theac had to urban dictionary it so we could figure out wtf it was

so bad

 

[InfluX]

what IS that, anyway?

well, the way i understand it is it's not a cunt but its not a gut either...

 

[zengirl]

well, the way i understand it is it's not a cunt but its not a gut either...

it's the fat pad just below the belly button.

 

[Thorn Bird]

oh i have one of those! why didn't i know about it??


i have one of those.

 

[kiwi]

oh i have one of those! why didn't i know about it??


i have one of those.

I have one too, but am way to lazy to get rid of it. It's also covered in stretch marks. .