April's epic troll (AKA - fly is a Gullible Twit)

[Duke]

whats the difference between a twit and a twat

1 vowel

 

[Valve1138]

I am constantly farted and burped on. No normal human produces as much internal air like Zac does. It's becoming unnerving.

I might have him beat.

Dave wouldn't know from his visit though. I was clenching the entire time.

 

[APRIL]

Note edit: April, like most women, over exaggerates for drama's sake.

She is right though, fly cannot handle blood.

I love drama!

 

[dbzeag]

I might have him beat.

Dave wouldn't know from his visit though. I was clenching the entire time.

And I for one thank you. You did look really worried and about to burst everytime I saw you.

 

[dbzeag]

I love drama!

Honey, a new chinese restaurant with gourmet teas just opened up a block from us! We should meet there and dish!

 

[Valve1138]

And I for one thank you. You did look really worried and about to burst everytime I saw you.

You have no idea how gassy I can get.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Note edit: April, like most women, over exaggerates for drama's sake.

She is right though, fly cannot handle blood.

I can handle blood, just not people's insides.

 

[APRIL]

Honey, a new chinese restaurant with gourmet teas just opened up a block from us! We should meet there and dish!

No way! I wish I had a gourmet tea place nearby and a great gay friend like yourself to dish it to!

 

[Casper]

I can handle blood, just not people's insides.

Even Juleiz puswawa?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ya know, it was never mentioned if ape bothered to wash her hands after getting the "goo" on them....

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Even Juleiz puswawa?

I just keep my eyes closed

 

[dbzeag]

No way! I wish I had a gourmet tea place nearby and a great gay friend like yourself to dish it to!

But you do. Put on the Lipton and call Scott over.

 

[dbzeag]

Ya know, it was never mentioned if ape bothered to wash her hands after getting the "goo" on them....

If by wash you mean lick, then yes.

 

[eileenbunny]

He has accomplished this too. He vomits so often its not normal either.

I bet I have him beat, although I can't do it at will. I just vomit often.

I text-troll Zac once a month when I get my period. One day I'll send him a pic of my maxi pad

What? No tampons?

 

[APRIL]

But you do. Put on the Lipton and call Scott over.

Eewww... I do not do Lipton. Bleh. MUST be loose tea... like me!