April's epic troll (AKA - fly is a Gullible Twit)

[fly]

I get a MMS from Ape this morning. Its a picture of some stringy fluid between her thumb and index finger. The text says, "its my cunt goo."

HOT!!! ​

Moments later I get a text that says, "just kidding - its snot."

NOT!!! ​

How about you? Trolled any luvers, coworkers, or friends lately?

 

[fly]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why are you guys wearing gasmasks in your avatars?

 

[APRIL]

Why are you guys wearing gasmasks in your avatars?

Don't ask silly questions.

 

[tre]

Why are you guys wearing gasmasks in your avatars?

there's an A2ACTU adapter on them

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was just assuming they both have really bad breath, or just fart A LOT around eachother...

 

[APRIL]

I was just assuming they both have really bad breath, or just fart A LOT around eachother...

I am constantly farted and burped on. No normal human produces as much internal air like Zac does. It's becoming unnerving.

 

[dbzeag]

I am constantly farted and burped on. No normal human produces as much internal air like Zac does. It's becoming unnerving.

I know this to be true.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I am constantly farted and burped on. No normal human produces as much internal air like Zac does. It's becoming unnerving.

Some people can vomit at will. You should be thankful that he cannot do this.

Also: Zac, you now know what your next goal is.

 

[APRIL]

Some people can vomit at will. You should be thankful that he cannot do this.

Also: Zac, you now know what your next goal is.

He has accomplished this too. He vomits so often its not normal either.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Has he been tested for gastrointestinal diseases?

 

[APRIL]

Has he been tested for gastrointestinal diseases?

Nope, but maybe he should be.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Nope, but maybe he should be.

maybe you just make him fukn sick

 

[fly]

maybe you just make him fukn sick

 

[Petunia]

I text-troll Zac once a month when I get my period. One day I'll send him a pic of my maxi pad

 

[APRIL]

maybe you just make him fukn sick

You may be on to something.

 

[APRIL]

I text-troll Zac once a month when I get my period. One day I'll send him a pic of my maxi pad

Do eeet. He can't handle the sight of Dukes toe, period blood may make him squeal too.

 

[Duke]

He has accomplished this too. He vomits so often its not normal either.

I know this to be true

 

[JAXvillain]

Nope, but maybe he should be.

never been a particularly gassy person. nothing more than ordinary

 

[APRIL]

I know this to be true

Yes! Zac doesn't believe me when I tell him he throws up more than is healthy.