GAY April needs our help!

[APRIL]

paying for sex and wearing condoms?!

ewwwwwwww

We all pay for sex in one way or another.

 

[nukes]

Also my lawn is a Cricket Breeding Ground.
Every time I mow it's CricketGeddon.

 

[adi]

lol


i pay someone to do it

how much? asking for a friend

 

[APRIL]

Also my lawn is a Cricket Breeding Ground.
Every time I mow it's CricketGeddon.

 

[Domon]

I just have a goat staked out on the front lawn
He keeps it clipped pretty low

i figured you were gonna recommend jimmy should buy a goat to solve his relationship problems

 

[APRIL]

i figured you were gonna recommend jimmy should buy a goat to solve his relationship problems

Dual purpose.

 

[adi]

We all pay for sex in one way or another.

not entirely true

 

[nukes]

not entirely true

It's true. Even one night stands take their toll on ones peace of mind. What if you liked her? Oh the horror.

 

[Jehannum]

I took you as the guy that when it's time to do your first mow you lower the blade all the way down and just burn the grass for the season.

I swapped up all my sprinkler heads for the MP rotator water conserving jobbers, and re-seeded the lawn with a park mix of fescue and bluegrass when I moved in. My grass growing game is on point.

 

[Jehannum]

It's true. Even one night stands take their toll on ones peace of mind. What if you liked her? Oh the horror.

One should really buy night stands in pairs. It's so gauche to see two different styles on either side of the bed.

 

[APRIL]

not entirely true

When does one not pay for sex?

 

[Floptical]

I swapped up all my sprinkler heads for the MP rotator water conserving jobbers, and re-seeded the lawn with a park mix of fescue and bluegrass when I moved in. My grass growing game is on point.

Mine does good but when we hit a bad water year it just goes to shit. Plus it's a daily battle with weeds.

 

[nukes]

One should really buy night stands in pairs. It's so gauche to see two different styles on either side of the bed.

One can only imagine the groans escaping from your kids at the dad joke atrocities.

 

[Floptical]

When does one not pay for sex?

well back before all the stupid broads starting to complain you could just take it

 

[Jehannum]

Mine does good but when we hit a bad water year it just goes to shit. Plus it's a daily battle with weeds.

I don't have any problem with weeds, just keeping it alive in the summer, while half of it is shaded by a (very poorly maintained from the PO) elm and the other half just bakes in the sun.

 

[Floptical]

One should really buy night stands in pairs. It's so gauche to see two different styles on either side of the bed.

my god yes

 

[Floptical]

I don't have any problem with weeds, just keeping it alive in the summer, while half of it is shaded by a (very poorly maintained from the PO) elm and the other half just bakes in the sun.

We get some stupid crazy weeds here. Plus with all the natural grass being either crap or buffalo the wind tends to bring them into everything and it spreads like herpes.

 

[adi]

It's true. Even one night stands take their toll on ones peace of mind. What if you liked her? Oh the horror.

not what im talking about

 

[adi]

When does one not pay for sex?

id rather not comment further on this

 

[Amstel]

Mowing weeds and dead leaves.

years ago we went through a drought for an entire summer. I was on a large corner lot and with the city rationing lawn irrigation - I sacrificed the 'parkway' grass between the road and sidewalk. When fall rolled around I was just mowing a few clumps of crabgrass and rolling over dead lawn. It was so embarrassing. Thank god most of the town looked that way.