Thread April get your drunkard tenderloin in here

[Coqui]

how come you couldn't hookup with kiki?

Probably the same reason why I couldn't.

 

[Petunia]

Man. This forum really is like a crazy dysfunctional family.

That's what I always say lol

 

[Amstel]

Man. This forum really is like a crazy dysfunctional family.

You must be new.


Embracing that is not so much acceptance as it is a coping strategy.

 

[thintoast]

Not so much a dysfunctional family, more like angry neighbors.

 

[thintoast]

You know, the neighbor that refuses to call the cops but shits on your porch and blames the other neighbors dog.

 

[fly]

There's only a few retards and they should be lobotomized Kennedy style.

Rose or John?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Not so much a dysfunctional family, more like angry neighbors.

angry neighbors.....no

just more like a trailer park

 

[thintoast]

angry neighbors.....no

just more like a trailer park

the homeless consider the guy in the next box over their neighbor...

 

[Petunia]

angry neighbors.....no

just more like a trailer park

Do you live at this trailer park like the rest of us or just a park visitor

 

[tre]

Do you live at this trailer park like the rest of us or just a park visitor

Him and JCC are Mr Lahey and Randy

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

can't go a few posts without talking about me






so cute















never had a dude crush on me before

 

[thintoast]

can't go a few posts without talking about me
so cute
never had a dude crush on me before

It's pretty much the ultimate compliment, isn't it?

I remember having a gay guy ask me out. That was one of the best feelings in the world. Obviously I declined but told him I was flattered.

 

[Amstel]

It's pretty much the ultimate compliment, isn't it?

I remember having a gay guy ask me out. That was one of the best feelings in the world. Obviously I declined but told him I was flattered.

I was told by a gay guy that they ask virtually everyone out who will talk with them. This was when I declined, told him he knew me AND my GF, & wtf was he thinking???

Your 'best feeling in the world' is like a woman thinking it's flattering as she's getting cat calls walking past a construction site.





edit: oh, & sorry to burst your bubble sexy.

 

[Domon]

It's pretty much the ultimate compliment, isn't it?

I remember having a gay guy ask me out. That was one of the best feelings in the world. Obviously I declined but told him I was flattered.

thats always the right answer. "Thanks man, im flattered, but i dont swing that way. I appreciate the compliment though"

 

[Domon]

I was told by a gay guy that they ask virtually everyone out who will talk with them. This was when I declined, told him he knew me AND my GF, & wtf was he thinking???

Your 'best feeling in the world' is like a woman thinking it's flattering as she's getting cat calls walking past a construction site.





edit: oh, & sorry to burst your bubble sexy.

yeah... that didnt happen. Thats your "teh gays will fuck anything with a butthole" logic acting up again.

 

[Amstel]

thats always the right answer. "Thanks man, im flattered, but i dont swing that way. I appreciate the compliment though"

while steadily backing away.

 

[Domon]

while steadily backing away.

no. Gay people arent uncontrollable rape machines dude. Theyre human beings like everyone else.

 

[Amstel]

yeah... that didnt happen. Thats your "teh gays will fuck anything with a butthole" logic acting up again.

No. It happened. They're horn dogs.

 

[thintoast]

while steadily backing away.

He actually asked if he could hug me before he left, even after I told him I'm not gay. I gave him a big bear hug.

 

[Amstel]

no. Gay people arent uncontrollable rape machines dude. Theyre human beings like everyone else.

fine tune that humor program