Anyone want to trade sekret santas?

[crazymike]

I want april. I'm going to take her to exotic/erotic places just like her sig says.

I only have one question, do I need to buy TWO plane tickets?





j/k, share the love. Just a friendly reminder to send out your sekret presentz. DON'T FORGET NOW

 

[CletusJones]

YOU CAN NOT TRADE YOU ASSBASKET.

edit: i'm going to send you something in the mail too.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The first rule of sekrat santa is that you do not talk about sekrat santa
fuckface

 

[CletusJones]

The second rule of sekrat santa is that you do not talk about sekrat santa

 

[Pandora]

The third rule of sekrat santa is that if you talk about sekrat santa we're gonna make soap outta your ass.

 

[CletusJones]

The fourth rule of sekrat santa is that if you talk about sekrat santa we're going to bathe with the soap we made outta your ass.

 

[Pandora]

Any more questions????

 

[CletusJones]

i think we've just about covered them all, yes?

 

[Kander77]

no

 

[CletusJones]

fix it then.

 

[crazymike]

I only brought it up because I keep forgetting. And then I remember last minute. But I'm scared I will forget and then be shunned from the board.

 

[fly]

The third rule of sekrat santa is that if you talk about sekrat santa we're gonna make soap outta your ass.

How does one make soap of ones ass?

 

[CletusJones]

How does one make soap of ones ass?

Well, the salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. Keeping this in mind, where is most fat stored? That's right, in the ass.