Anyone interested in buying my 2001 Mazda Protege?

[b_sinning]

wait, your fat too!

But he has a super hot woman so that means he's husky.

 

[BeerAd]

But he has a super hot woman so that means he's husky.

No that just means he has a bigger dick than ape

 

[Sarcasmo]

I bet April changes fly's oil.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You can burn it. Makes lovely fires.

The dark clouds of smoke kick ass

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And that includes dumping it down the storm drain.

I prefer pouring it into coke bottles and leaving it for the homeless

 

[shawndavid]

wait, your fat too!

You're corpulent...I'm merely rubenesque.

But he has a super hot woman so that means he's husky.

hahaha I used to get husky jeans from Sears when I was little.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I prefer pouring it into coke bottles and leaving it for the homeless

I like how you think.

 

[eileenbunny]

Or starts leaving bits of the exhaust system in the driveway... not that I'd know anything about that.

Yeah, um, I flatly refuse to pick that up, and the neighbors are starting to ask, so could you do something about that? Please?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like how you think.

I do what I can to help out

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, um, I flatly refuse to pick that up, and the neighbors are starting to ask, so could you do something about that? Please?

Hey, it can't be too bad if the vehicle still moves

 

[ZRH]

Hey, it can't be too bad if the vehicle still moves

Totally, cars can run with like half the parts they come with.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Totally, cars can run with like half the parts they come with.

My in-law's owned a junkyard, it's quite enlightening to discover just how many possible things can go wrong before something won't move at all

 

[shawndavid]

My in-law's owned a junkyard, it's quite enlightening to discover just how many possible things can go wrong before something won't move at all

It sounds like they've had quite a bit of practice.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It sounds like they've had quite a bit of practice.

Yep

Sometimes it's a blast drivng junkyard specials

Like the Jeep Cherokee 2.8 with a toggle switch to start it, no gauges, manual tranny with chipped gears, and broken rear axle

 

[shawndavid]

toggle switch to start it, no gauges, manual tranny with chipped gears, and broken rear axle

Sounds like Zac's mom.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sounds like Zac's mom.

Replete with the St. Christopher's medal on the dash?

 

[shawndavid]

...and the Pine Tree air freshener and Bentley grill...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ferrari emblem on the bumper, and badly leaking oil

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Yeah, um, I flatly refuse to pick that up, and the neighbors are starting to ask, so could you do something about that? Please?

Lawn filled with weeds and chronically un-mowed?

Check.

Obnoxiously loud motorcycle?

Check.

Piece of vinyl trim falling off the house?

Check.

Car parts in the driveway?

Check.

Empty beer cans and bottles on the back porch?

Check.

I'm not sure how to break this to you, dear, but we seem to be white trash. Embrace it while you can still appreciate its novelty.

 

[ZRH]

Er, have you fucked your cousin yet?