Halp Anyone in Baltimore?

[Petunia]

I thought you were into expensive make up, not some back alley water soluble make up...

Eewww as if
This is the make up I plan on using on @APRIL when I visit Tampa ... She needs one of those "what not to wear" make overs!
Imma go Stacy London on her ass

 

[APRIL]

Eewww as if
This is the make up I plan on using on @APRIL when I visit Tampa ... She needs one of those "what not to wear" make overs!
Imma go Stacy London on her ass

Kiki is going to make me look like the whore I was destined to be.

 

[Petunia]

Kiki is going to make me look like the whore I was destined to be.

Maybe .... I'm not working miracles over here yo!

 

[APRIL]

Maybe .... I'm not working miracles over here yo!

Bwahahahahahhaha

 

[APRIL]

Jerk

 

[Petunia]

Bwahahahahahhaha

Hey I'm working with the pale bland white canvas Carl and Maureen have given me! Blame them for your basicness!

 

[APRIL]

Hey I'm working with the pale bland white canvas Carl and Maureen have given me! Blame them for your basicness!

LOL good luck, I have freckles too. You'll have to use spackle to cover up this gloriousness.

 

[Petunia]

LOL good luck, I have freckles too. You'll have to use spackle to cover up this gloriousness.

Some freckles are cute.
Like just a couple. Kiko has a few cute ones on his face.
But not Lindsay Lohan facial shit stain freckles... Those are groce

 

[eileenbunny]

I love freckles

 

[APRIL]

Some freckles are cute.
Like just a couple. Kiko has a few cute ones on his face.
But not Lindsay Lohan facial shit stain freckles... Those are groce

I have light ones all over... Like millions.

When I get too much sun they get so dark. #whiteforever

 

[DJBrenton]

I have light ones all over... Like millions.

When I get too much sun they get so dark. #whiteforever

They're called Irish sprinkles

 

[thintoast]

I love freckles

Oh hi! ur cuet!

 

[thintoast]

I have light ones all over... Like millions.

When I get too much sun they get so dark. #whiteforever

I'm the same way. My arms are like a connect-the-dots lovers wet dream.

 

[Casper]

I'm the same way. My arms are like a connect-the-dots lovers wet dream.

I hope you wear sunscreen, man.

 

[thintoast]

I hope you wear sunscreen, man.

I'm guessing you didn't see my sunburn after slathering on SPF50 like two weeks ago...

 

[Casper]

I'm guessing you didn't see my sunburn after slathering on SPF50 like two weeks ago...

You have to reapply, whitey.

 

[thintoast]

You have to reapply, whitey.

I'm white enough to have figured that out long ago. Doesn't matter.

 

[Amstel]

I'm white enough to have figured that out long ago. Doesn't matter.

racist.

 

[thintoast]

racist.

I am a horrible and evil person.

 

[Amstel]

I am a horrible and evil person.

don't change a thing bud. Don't change a thing.