Anyone here enjoy bowling?

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I really like bowling. And for a straight bowler, I'm not too bad. Ape and I have been in an odd drinking fit lately, so Im sure we'd like it even more...

Ive got some friends in town this weekend and we were thinking of bowling Saturday instead of the random bar.
 
Come on everybody, gather round.
I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down.
When I'm on the ball, I'm the number one.
And I'm gonna show you how it's done.

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road.
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
We're sittin' on a bomb that's about to explode.

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
If you're lookin' for a fight, then the time is right.
We're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight.

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll,
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl.
We're gonna score, score, score, score, score tonight!

Johnny: Screams... Hey Paulette, take a look over here,
I'm your kingpin, honey, and I'm gettin' in gear!
Paulette: Hey Johnny, Johnny, go bowl that strike,
And I just might be your baby tonight!

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road.
Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-'n-roll.
'Cause the stakes are high, and the winner takes all!

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
Don't get sore when you lose tonight,
We're gonna show you how to do it right.

We're gonna score tonight, we're gonna score tonight.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll,
We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl.
 
Im highly enjoying your new posting style.

edit: Oh, and the ascott.

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i wore the ascott tonight because i went to a focus group, along with a velvet blazer. it was on the topic of an energy drink, so i figured i'd dress for sport.

oh, and i was a stand in for a friend, so i was under an assumed name and identity. I'm Courtney, the gay orchestra conductor.
 
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i wore the ascott tonight because i went to a focus group, along with a velvet blazer. it was on the topic of an energy drink, so i figured i'd dress for sport.

oh, and i was a stand in for a friend, so i was under an assumed name and identity. I'm Courtney, the gay orchestra conductor.

:lol:
did you start doing copious amounts of drugs while you were gone?
 
:lol:
did you start doing copious amounts of drugs while you were gone?

I've been very hyper lately. I drink on average about 18 espresso's a day spaced out over 9 hours. That said, I sleep like a log and focus my eccentricities on my ever barmy daily life.
 
If I drank 18 expressos a day Id never sleep.
Ever.

The company I work for owns an espresso bar, so they're all free. It's a Kenyan/Colombian blend, and is perhaps the best coffee I've ever tasted. Hence why it makes sense to drink the fuck out of it.
 
The company I work for owns an espresso bar, so they're all free. It's a Kenyan/Colombian blend, and is perhaps the best coffee I've ever tasted. Hence why it makes sense to drink the fuck out of it.

what kind of coffee is it? i'm always up for the best coffee out there. :drool:
 
You can keep talking about them, but those beans you through out the kitchen window are not going to grow into a wife.