GAY Anyone got any good jokes?

[Rollout]

why couldn't the emu play with the other birds?

Spoiler

he was ostrich-sized

ostracized.

huehuehue. I made the joke unfunny.

 

[Wessels]

inb4 shitstorm of bad puns

A backwards poet writes inverse.

i lold like a tard

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Yeah, who freezes beer?

Someone who wants their beer to chill more rapidly than it would in a refrigerator but less rapidly than it would in a bucket of ice water.

 

[fly]

Someone who wants their beer to chill more rapidly than it would in a refrigerator but less rapidly than it would in a bucket of ice water.

Exactly my point. Putting it in the freezer is a terrible way to chill it.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Exactly my point. Putting it in the freezer is a terrible way to chill it.

*shrugs*

It cools faster than in the fridge and requires no additional hardware. It's a reasonable solution for people poor in resources, motivation, or both.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I will, on occasion, shove a beer in the freezer for 10 minutes or so.

 

[plot]

I've used the freezer in a pinch before.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I, too, am guilty of the freezer trick.

 

[kiwi]

I can honestly say I've never put a beer in the freezer. However, pop cans have about the same effect.

 

[Amstel]

Someone who wants their beer to chill more rapidly than it would in a refrigerator but less rapidly than it would in a bucket of ice water.

That's a woman's solution. Ask any guy, that's an unbelievable amount of work when you're already in the freezer to get ice.

For me, a bucket of ice water is great to keep you bevvies cold outside on a hot day.

 

[tre]

as an experienced drinker, I stock up and have an extra fridge full of cold ones.

 

[Amstel]

as an experienced drinker, I stock up and have an extra fridge full of cold ones.

This is direct evidence that the boy scout motto is universal.

 

[DJBrenton]

I don't understand this. I buy my beer pre-chilled, then just keep it that way.

 

[plot]

sometimes it gets warm on road trips and must be rechilled when i finally swerve into my destination.

 

[DJBrenton]

My son's Audi has a beer cooler built into the dashboard. I don't know why they mess around with satnavs, electric windows and air con, yet a beer cooler doesn't come as standard in most cars.

 

[fly]

My son's Audi has a beer cooler built into the dashboard. I don't know why they mess around with satnavs, electric windows and air con, yet a beer cooler doesn't come as standard in most cars.

Wait a fuckin second. There is a son? Or are we talking about Nemo here?

 

[plot]

you have a son?

 

[DJBrenton]

Did I not mention the one who captained the Great Britain roller hockey team, played ice hockey for England at Under 16 level and has given me 3 grandchildren ( that's most definitely not a dig at you Carys) so far? Slipped my mind maybe. Yes. tardwife has a predecessor who did one (and only one) thing right. I may have more sons. I did work nightclubs for a lot of years.

 

[Coqui]

I can honestly say I've never put a beer in the freezer. However, pop cans have about the same effect.

pop cans have a slightly worse effect if you forget to take it out though than a beer bottle.

 

[ZRH]

The hell is pop.