well, i'm kidding, but not really. does anyone have any tips/ideas on how to donate/give away/get someone to pick this shit up? i've tried calling a couple of charities, and they keep directing me to other companies. anyone know how to do this?
anybody wanna toilet?
- Thread starter Thorn Bird
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Syrup Beaver
pants log
1. open lid of toilet
2. photograph spange in infamous toilet pose
3. post on ebay with reserve bid at toilet's cost
4. ?
5. profit.
2. photograph spange in infamous toilet pose
3. post on ebay with reserve bid at toilet's cost
4. ?
5. profit.
Thorn Bird said:
Just put it in the front lawn like everyone else.
Alternately, drive it to the dump and pay to deposit it there.
edit: and you're trying to donate it? WTF? There's a reason it's no longer in your house. Why the hell would someone else want it?
Spange is going to be heartbroken.
Send your husband out late at night to find a dumpster to chunk it in.
Or leave it on theac's front step with a burning bag of poo iside the bowl.
Send your husband out late at night to find a dumpster to chunk it in.
Or leave it on theac's front step with a burning bag of poo iside the bowl.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
The last time I had to dispose of a toilet, I smashed the fucker into a billion little pieces with a hammer (its way funner than it sounds!), then I put the pieces ina big cardboard box by the curb and the trash guys picked it up.
the toilet works fine. we just remodeled and upgraded. because it works fine, why not give it to someone who can use it?
and y'all've got some good ideas. drool, i love it...if push comes to shove, we'll do just that.
and y'all've got some good ideas. drool, i love it...if push comes to shove, we'll do just that.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Thorn Bird said:the toilet works fine. we just remodeled and upgraded. because it works fine, why not give it to someone who can use it?
and y'all've got some good ideas. drool, i love it...if push comes to shove, we'll do just that.
Uh, nobodys gonna want a used toilet.
People poop in them things, you know.
how do you just chuck a toilet? i can't imagine one guy lifting a toilet over his head and throwing the damn thing in a dumpster. that, or i don't know how much a toilet weighs. that, or i'm underestimating the strength of you fine young men.
Drool-Boy said:
dude, people use used toilets all day, every day. when you buy a used house, you get a used toilet. when you visit friends, you use a used toilet. i can't imagine someone who's getting their house built for free is going to complain about a working, used toilet.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Thorn Bird said:
Theyre not THAT heavy. I can lift one. Certainly spangs skinny lil arms can pick one up too.