Anybody have an idea of how I send food to the US?

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Clam whisperer
Oct 15, 2004
Robin Hood Country
My dad was just lecturing me about if I send food they'll turn it away. How can I make them not turn it away? I went to the US embassy site or something and looked at this "prior notice" stuff (which I dont understand) and it assumes I have a warehouse of jam that I want to pif or something. :confused:
stuff the food in the anal cavity of numerous non indigenous live species, stick in box, and send it on over