No she's going to beat me up. This happens all the time. That's why I "work late". I'm afraid to come home.
Because of your post.....I might spend the night here at work in hopes that she forgets.
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No she's going to beat me up. This happens all the time. That's why I "work late". I'm afraid to come home.
Because of your post.....I might spend the night here at work in hopes that she forgets.
Petunia
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You will be put in the corner with a dunce cap on and will later have to rub her feet with lavender oil and the tears of a black child.
shut up, you're wrong. Helenabear's kid is afraid of water so you must be too! She will punch you in the face for your insolence!
wuuuut. i was not addressing helanabear at all with my post!
ok, i guess we need to strip down and wrassle this one out in front of everyone, helenabear. sigh. are you almost ready? i have the pool aaaalllmost full of green jello (but don't wear a white bra, because green jello stains it!!)
ok, i guess we need to strip down and wrassle this one out in front of everyone, helenabear. sigh. are you almost ready? i have the pool aaaalllmost full of green jello (but don't wear a white bra, because green jello stains it!!)
If we do this, Luis might like it a little too much. We can't have that now can we?
If we ban him from it, I'm game (and will go for black under garments so they don't stain)
I think that should annoy him don't you?
of COURSE he's banned...this is SERIOUS and i can't have him standing up for his wife...and therefore, in my way!!!
and when i said no white bras, you misunderstood. I MEANT NEKKID.
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Petunia
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wuuuut. i was not addressing helanabear at all with my post!
I think it was a joke Mama
of COURSE he's banned...this is SERIOUS and i can't have him standing up for his wife...and therefore, in my way!!!
and when i said no white bras, you misunderstood. I MEANT NEKKID.
Oh I can assure you something would be standing
of COURSE he's banned...this is SERIOUS and i can't have him standing up for his wife...and therefore, in my way!!!
and when i said no white bras, you misunderstood. I MEANT NEKKID.
Yes I did misread - this one is ever better!!!!
Sorry Luis
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
ok, i guess we need to strip down and wrassle this one out in front of everyone, helenabear. sigh. are you almost ready? i have the pool aaaalllmost full of green jello (but don't wear a white bra, because green jello stains it!!)
So does red Jell-O.
Many moons ago I was in a Jell-O wrestling fight, I tried to be slick and I hid it from my husband, (Mostly because there were cameras there, And although he accepted me being a dancer he sure didn't want it on film)
Anyhooooo the palms of my hands and bottoms of my feet were red for eveeeeer!
I tried to hide it with mittens and gloves and socks, But the jig was up and he found out. Lolol
After yelling and screaming, He finally said to me " So did you win??" Lolol
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
So does red Jell-O.
Many moons ago I was in a Jell-O wrestling fight, I tried to be slick and I hid it from my husband, (Mostly because there were cameras there, And although he accepted me being a dancer he sure didn't want it on film)
Anyhooooo the palms of my hands and bottoms of my feet were red for eveeeeer!
I tried to hide it with mittens and gloves and socks, But the jig was up and he found out. Lolol
After yelling and screaming, He finally said to me " So did you win??" Lolol
Omg, when I was 15...one of my many house parties (while my mom was gambling her life away in Vegas), ended up with a red jacuzzi. Someone poured red dye, Jell-O, or kool-aid or some shit in there & it dyed the walls pink!
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Of course! But, then I was shipped off to live with grandma in Wisconsin. So, that wasn't so fun.
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Damn, thank God I didn't live with my granny when I was a teenager. I would have gotten away with everything and would probably be in prison right now!
Damn, thank God I didn't live with my granny when I was a teenager. I would have gotten away with everything and would probably be in prison right now!
She was horrible. She & my grandpa went thru a big ass bottle of E&J brandy every other night. They drove me insannnnnne