Any one here watch True Blood?

All I know is it has Stephen Root as a gay vampire that likes to watch T.V. That's about the time I turned it off. Gay vampires I don't mind...but watching T.V. is for fags.
 
All I know is it has Stephen Root as a gay vampire that likes to watch T.V. That's about the time I turned it off. Gay vampires I don't mind...but watching T.V. is for fags.

Do you know the reason he watches TV? Because he was thrown out from his family when he came out to them and after realizing turning into a vamp doesn't make you hotter to others the same like plastic surgery, he is left to "live" forever in solitude.

What else is there to do but watch TV?
 
Do you know the reason he watches TV? Because he was thrown out from his family when he came out to them and after realizing turning into a vamp doesn't make you hotter to others the same like plastic surgery, he is left to "live" forever in solitude.

What else is there to do but watch TV?

Unless you are a vampire in Twilight, then the change makes you super model hot.