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smileynev

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...yeah, so they're hosting some World Cup event that the sports complex near my home up here. They have it every year during the summer.

I don't like soccer.
I don't like crazy looking foreign kids.
I don't like swedish female soccer players disrobing on the field. Oh wait, maybe I do.
I don't like the fucking traffic.

I almost had the chance yesterday to run one of the kids down, but his ball went in front of the car in front of me.

fuck soccer. Its a waste of some good land that could be put to better use, like some baseball fields or something.
 
Lame-o said:
I loves me some football. Which is what it's called, you daft Americans.
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If you like the smell of sweaty men in short shorts then call it whatever you like. In the most important part of the world its called soccer.
 
smileynev said:
If you like the smell of sweaty men in short shorts then call it whatever you like. In the most important part of the world its called soccer.
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Ball + foot.....football.
 
Lame-o said:
Ball + foot.....football.
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bat+ball = batball?

puck+stick = puckstick?

basket+ball = basketball?

You foreigners think too simply sometimes.
 
I like soccer riots.

SLC recently picked up a "professional" soccer team (which they want to build a stadium for using tax payer dollars by the way) call Real (pronounced Re-Al so that it sounds more romantic/exotic). I'm already tired of seeing posters and commercials for them, and hope they are all killed in a bus crash.
 
smileynev said:
bat+ball = batball?

puck+stick = puckstick?

basket+ball = basketball?

You foreigners think too simply sometimes.
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If you had a game named puckstick, and it involved a basket and a ball, would it be weird? Because here in America we have a sport called football, in which the object is carried 99% of the time and isn't even a ball.
 
Lame-o said:
If you had a game named puckstick, and it involved a basket and a ball, would it be weird? Because here in America we have a sport called football, in which the object is carried 99% of the time and isn't even a ball.
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Here in America we make fun of foreign people and foreign sports.
 
smileynev said:
...yeah, so they're hosting some World Cup event that the sports complex near my home up here. They have it every year during the summer.

I don't like soccer.
I don't like crazy looking foreign kids.
I don't like Swedish female soccer players disrobing on the field. Oh wait, maybe I do.
I don't like the fucking traffic.

I almost had the chance yesterday to run one of the kids down, but his ball went in front of the car in front of me.

fuck soccer. Its a waste of some good land that could be put to better use, like some baseball fields or something.
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There is no way in hell your town host a "World Cup" event every year. Since a) it it is only played every 4 years and b) the host country is changed every 4 years to including the regional tournament hosts that decide who gets to play for the World Cup. :rolleyes: :tard:
 
Arátoeldar said:
There is no way in hell your town host a "World Cup" event every year. Since a) it it is only played every 4 years and b) the host country is changed every 4 years to including the regional tournament hosts that decide who gets to play for the World Cup. :rolleyes: :tard:
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By World Cup he means co-ed youth league, and by every summer he means on Saturdays.
 
Gold Cup, you mean?

what city are you in, Houston?

Sawker rules you silly amerdickan!
 
I've been to a few soccer games. It's fun to play and watch but it's the same year in year out.
I play both American football and Rugby, now those are sports. Nothing to do with soccer being for "sissy's", I just find them more fun to play and watch
 
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