Thread Any of the tech guys done this?

[CletusJones]

Post a How-To article! Free tshirt!

How to fap, by Cletus:
1. Acquire visual stimulation
2. Acquire lubricant
3. Apply lubrication to penis, stroke gently
4. Observe aforementioned visual stimulation
5. Have fun with it, tease yourself.
6. Jizz
7. ...
8. Profit
9. Sleep.

Edit: when will my shirt arrive?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

How to fap, by Cletus:
1. Acquire visual stimulation
2. Acquire lubricant
3. Apply lubrication to penis, stroke gently
4. Observe aforementioned visual stimulation
5. Have fun with it, tease yourself.
6. Jizz
7. ...
8. Profit
9. Sleep.

Edit: when will my shirt arrive?

Shit man, I learned that lesson, you have to send him the how-to before you actually post it. I prolly would have gotten a shirt for my Mustang thread

 

[CletusJones]

Shit man, I learned that lesson, you have to send him the how-to before you actually post it. I prolly would have gotten a shirt for my Mustang thread

I wish these rules were outlined somewhere. If I have to rebuild a car to qualify I don't know if the shirt is worth the effort.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Nah, you can do something silly, you just have to tell him before you do it.

 

[fly]

Informational, comedic, a video about you blowing goats, etc...

 

[CletusJones]

Informational, comedic, a video about you blowing goats, etc...

I have a clip about a guy named Noah who blows goats. I have proof.

He has an arcade too.

 

[fly]

Wait, I might not be able to post a vid of blowing goats. But I sure would appreciate it anyway.

 

[CletusJones]

I'll send it over tonight, I used a real video camera instead of my phone

 

[Sp`ange]

Ben Heck's Portable N64 and someone else's

 

[Wessels]

BTW, Wes will probably jizz when he sees this.

btw..... i just came

 

[Wessels]

but seriously i just want a decent controller addon to my phone so i can emulates wherevs

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

but seriously i just want a decent controller addon to my phone so i can emulates wherevs

Thinkgeek's email newsletter showcased one this past week

 

[fly]

but seriously i just want a decent controller addon to my phone so i can emulates wherevs

Pretty sure you can use a PS3 controller, since its bluetooth

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Thinkgeek's email newsletter showcased one this past week

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e...t_rid=502465358&linkid=47957228_feature1_ecea

 

[Wessels]

Pretty sure you can use a PS3 controller, since its bluetooth

i had considered it.... but its too big.

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e...t_rid=502465358&linkid=47957228_feature1_ecea

this could work.... but why didn't they put the buttons diagonal?
also i hate disposable batteries, i'll need to invest in a charger

 

[Wessels]

was originally looking at this, but its kind of pricey

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I assume you have a Droid?

Cause this is cool
https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eeb9/

 

[Wessels]

I assume you have a Droid?

Cause this is cool
https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eeb9/

kinda wide, but that seems like a pretty good deal
wish they'd make them connect directly to the phone via usb so i wouldn't have to worry about batteries