Any ideas for me and my new stache.

[Floptical]

So I bought 2 fake staches today for $1.99 each. I'm wondering what ideas UF can come up with for some wacky adventures for me and my new staches.

 

[theacoustician]

What the hell is up with all the white space in the picture.

 

[Galen]

Driving Permit

 

[Floptical]

What the hell is up with all the white space in the picture.

fixt

 

[fly]

Give free mustache rides!

 

[Floptical]

Give free mustache rides!

You would like that wouldn't you "straight man"?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whats your obsession with mustaches? Are you trying to make up for your lack of testosterone or something?

 

[Floptical]

No I have plenty of testosterone just not allowed to have a cool mustache.

 

[Dream]

Why aren't you allowed to have a cool mustache?!
You want a "cool mustache" grow one.

 

[APRIL]

Mustaches are icky. Like 80's porno star icky.

 

[Floptical]

Why aren't you allowed to have a cool mustache?!
You want a "cool mustache" grow one.

I'm in the military so I'm not allowed to have a cool mustache. I can only have a shitty hitler style and those make me look like a total dick.

 

[Dharma1521]

I'm in the military so I'm not allowed to have a cool mustache. I can only have a shitty hitler style and those make me look like a total dick.

And . . . I said no. Yuck. I don't want it touching me.

 

[b_sinning]

Get a sombrero , dusty clothes, a fake burro, and a can of coffee and you have a halloween outfit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

needs moar groucho glasses

 

[bast_imret]

I've got a stache here at work, it's my old school Alex Trebek stache.

 

[ERage]

Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la. My ding ding dong.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Mustaches are icky. Like '80s porno star or '70s cop icky.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la. My ding ding dong.

Love that song.

 

[bast_imret]

Mustaches are icky. Like 80s porno star or 70s cop icky.

awww, that reminds me of me and Spange playing cards on the way to the Tampa meet

 

[Floptical]

Oooh, you touch my tra-la-la. My ding ding dong.

Hell yeah.