another useless jaxxor story

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You may think that lounging around in your PJs is a good idea. Well it is not. They offer NO support!

I was taking out the trash on New Year's Day, and I was still in my PJs. The first trashcan was full, so I leaned across to put the bag in the other can. Three things happened at once, I leaned forward, swung the lid shut, and my mansausage swung forward with the momentum of my movement.

The lid thumped shut on my dick, and in a split second I knew what had happened before the pain hit. I threw the lid open, grabbed my aching manhood, and started dancing a bitter jig through the garage while cursing and kicking the car, trashcans, lawnmower, and anything else in my way.

I had a mark on my dick for a day or so, but at least I didn't have RUBBERMAID stamped on it.
 
April23 said:
Sure the mark didn't come from some dead hooker incident?

you must be referring to the one that I put in my trunk with my golf bag that time. I tell you, make sure you strangle those bitches good before you put them in proximity to a weapon!
 
jaxxor said:
you must be referring to the one that I put in my trunk with my golf bag that time. I tell you, make sure you strangle those bitches good before you put them in proximity to a weapon!



wtf man
leave their hands duct taped even after you kill them:wtf:
 
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Quick five minute drawing.
 
DW said:
Need some Viagra?

it still works fine, had an ugly mark across the top though.

shit, I forgot to include how I almost got knocked out later. I'll write it up in a bit