Anniversary today...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think we should ask Drool and Elpmis to make an anniversary card for you to give to Mrs. Smiley

only if he wants her to never speak to him again

 

[Desslock]

I dance like that gif

pics

 

[Syrup Beaver]

she work in a daycare center?

She runs an office for marketing execs

 

[Syrup Beaver]

only if he wants her to never speak to him again

"Honey, who is Funzie and why are you holding that jar of mayo?"

 

[smileynev]

she work in a daycare center?

Home daycare.

 

[smileynev]

"Honey, who is Funzie and why are you holding that jar of mayo?"

I love mayo

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Home daycare.

good lord, in your own house?
Like a gaggle of other peoples children running rampant thu your domocile all day long?

 

[smileynev]

good lord, in your own house?
Like a gaggle of other peoples children running rampant thu your domocile all day long?

yessir. Peeing and pooping and blowing snot wherever they desire, with little regard for my gamecub and/or xbox.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yessir. Peeing and pooping and blowing snot wherever they desire, with little regard for my gamecub and/or xbox.

*twitch*

I'll hook you up with some electric fencing when I place the order for the new joint.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

yessir. Peeing and pooping and blowing snot wherever they desire, with little regard for my gamecub and/or xbox.

holy shit
you need to corral the little buggers in the garage or something

 

[CletusJones]

If you want to be really tricksey, make it like a real old fashioned date. Leave the house and drive around for 15-20 minutes before you go out. Ring the door bell and pick her up like you're really going on a date. Do the things you would have done while you were dating. That's probably cheap and she'll dig it.

this is the best idea ever, i'll have to remember this.

 

[smileynev]

holy shit
you need to corral the little buggers in the garage or something

at the new house they will be contained within the basement. Between them and the rest of the house will be a staircase, a logic puzzle, and vats of chocolate pudding.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

at the new house they will be contained within the basement. Between them and the rest of the house will be a staircase, a logic puzzle, and vats of chocolate pudding.

That sounds pretty good.
Id still have chikken get you the electric fence stuff

 

[Syrup Beaver]

at the new house they will be contained within the basement. Between them and the rest of the house will be a staircase, a logic puzzle, and vats of chocolate pudding.

And a furnace, with a hole in it.

 

[smileynev]

That sounds pretty good.
Id still have chikken get you the electric fence stuff

I'd prefer training collars for each one, with a remote transmitter and sentry cameras placed strategically throughout the basement.

 

[smileynev]

And a furnace, with a hole in it.

Do they make self cleaning furnaces?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd prefer training collars for each one, with a remote transmitter and sentry cameras placed strategically throughout the basement.

And a sprinkler system with a drain in the floor, so you can just turn it on to wash all the crap away.

 

[shockthemonkey]

this is the best idea ever, i'll have to remember this.

sad but true... it'll work like a charm

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Do they make self cleaning furnaces?

I was shown one at a house we were looking at a few weeks ago that was "large enough and hot enough to be a crematorium"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was shown one at a house we were looking at a few weeks ago that was "large enough and hot enough to be a crematorium"

hayyy...thatd make disposing of hobo and hooker "pieces" a bit easier