Anniversary today...

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Drool-Boy said:
good lord, in your own house?
Like a gaggle of other peoples children running rampant thu your domocile all day long?
yessir. Peeing and pooping and blowing snot wherever they desire, with little regard for my gamecub and/or xbox.
 

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long tall smiley said:
yessir. Peeing and pooping and blowing snot wherever they desire, with little regard for my gamecub and/or xbox.

holy shit
you need to corral the little buggers in the garage or something:wtf:
 

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theacoustician said:
If you want to be really tricksey, make it like a real old fashioned date. Leave the house and drive around for 15-20 minutes before you go out. Ring the door bell and pick her up like you're really going on a date. Do the things you would have done while you were dating. That's probably cheap and she'll dig it.
this is the best idea ever, i'll have to remember this.
 
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Drool-Boy said:
holy shit
you need to corral the little buggers in the garage or something:wtf:
at the new house they will be contained within the basement. Between them and the rest of the house will be a staircase, a logic puzzle, and vats of chocolate pudding.
 

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long tall smiley said:
at the new house they will be contained within the basement. Between them and the rest of the house will be a staircase, a logic puzzle, and vats of chocolate pudding.

That sounds pretty good.
Id still have chikken get you the electric fence stuff
 
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Drool-Boy said:
That sounds pretty good.
Id still have chikken get you the electric fence stuff
I'd prefer training collars for each one, with a remote transmitter and sentry cameras placed strategically throughout the basement.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
I was shown one at a house we were looking at a few weeks ago that was "large enough and hot enough to be a crematorium"

hayyy...thatd make disposing of hobo and hooker "pieces" a bit easier:shady: