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KATRINA IS A DIRTY LITTLE WHORE FOR
POOPIN'S HER WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE

Yesterday, hurrican Katrina raped that state
that's almost infuckingpossible to spell, Mississippi,
right along its gulf coast

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HAHAHAHA RUN BITCH RUN

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HAHAHAHHAHA RUUUUUUNN BITCH

80% of Missisisisisisispipippie is flooded, the storm
is blamed for about 69 deaths, proving once again
that Katrina is a dirty little whore.

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I'M SO MAD I COULD CAP BITCHES UP IN
DA CHURCH SON

Freddie L. Cranshaw, a 54 year old crippled faggot,
killed four people near a small-town church, then
off'd himself early Monday after a 8 to 9 hour standoff
with police, authorities said. Cranshaw got into an
arguement with a stupid redneck in a church parking
lot, then shot that bitch with his one good arm (his
left, because his right was all narly and crippled ...
fucking redneck). Anyways, he shot up Wes Brown,
61, in the parking lot and then because he felt like it
he killed the pastor of the church, James Armstrong, 42.
OMFG 42 LOLOLLOLOL

Cranshaw then got into his beater pick up truck and
drove that bitch to an intersection, where he shot at
a truck towing a horse trailer (OMFG REDNECKS) and
then killed the two women in the truck after they tried
to flee and hide. BOOM BOOM, TAKE THAT STUPID
WHORES. Witnesses told police they could hear the
women screaming (HAHAHHA), authorities said.

Police identified the women as Ceri Litterio (whore
probably), 46, and Holly Love Brown (probably a hot
whore), 50.

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GO AHEAD AND HIDE IN SOUTH AFRICA AL QAEDA,
THAT'S WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG ANYWAY, [ADMIN EDIT]s

South Africa's intelligence minister, most likely a high school
drop out, said individuals with links to al Qaeda and other groups
are hiding in southern Africa and could be setting up networks
within the region, that is if anyone knows how to work a wireless
router in South Africa.

"They have been seeking refuge in this part of the continent, but
it is not just a question of seeking refuge, it is also quite possibly
attempting to set up networks," he said. HAHAHAH WHERE ARE
THEY SETTING THIS SHIT UP??? IN THE FUCKING DIRT????

Africa, the world's poorest and dirtiest continent, has been hit
by a series of attacks with the latest claiming more than 60 lives
in Egypt last month. Which actually doesn't seem so bad, when you
consider the Wu Tang Clan has been killin' hundreds of bitches
every day for like a long ass time.

And THAT'S YOUR USELESS NEWS

I'm eeeeeeeeeelpmis!
 
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theacoustician said:
yes because of this


most of the time i was chuckling and going "wtf is wrong with that boy"?
hahahaha

it's its own kind of creativity, it's all harmless fun
 
Elpmis, you are one messed up boy. But at least you are somewhat entertaining (I will admit, I lauged at one spot).