And...Hes off!

Drool-Boy said:
LOL
ya itd be a challenge if nothing else:p
Im not as skinny as I used to be:shady:

I just got this picture in my head of you with your ass stuck in the glovebox. :fly:
 
Drool-Boy said:
LOL
Youd have to call triple A to get me out!

I can imagine that call

Me: No. His ass is stuck in there.
AAA guy: Uh..his...ass?
Me. Yeah. He was trying to take a dump in the glovebox.
AAA guy: Sir, we don't have time for prank calls. *click*
 
Desslock said:
I can imagine that call

Me: No. His ass is stuck in there.
AAA guy: Uh..his...ass?
Me. Yeah. He was trying to take a dump in the glovebox.
AAA guy: Sir, we don't have time for prank calls. *click*



LOL
maybe if you starved me for a few days Id shrink and fall out.
Of course, youd have to put up with my bullshit too and from work for a while...
 
Drool-Boy said:
LOL
maybe if you starved me for a few days Id shrink and fall out.
Of course, youd have to put up with my bullshit too and from work for a while...

I'd just run the car into a ditch and report it stolen.
 
Desslock said:
I'd just run the car into a ditch and report it stolen.


I can see THAT Call

Yuo - What? You found my car?
Cops - Yes sir we did. But there was some crazy white guy stuck in the glove box. Know anything about that?
You - Um...a white guy? No sir, I dont know no white guys:shady:
 
Drool-Boy said:
I can see THAT Call

Yuo - What? You found my car?
Cops - Yes sir we did. But there was some crazy white guy stuck in the glove box. Know anything about that?
You - Um...a white guy? No sir, I dont know no white guys:shady:

Hmmm.
I think I need to burn the car up too.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Ima burn your shopping cart full of trash again if you aint careful

You saw what happened to the last guy who tried to mess with my shopping cart.

You just stay the hell out of my parking lot, unless you want to end up on the wrong end of my Wand of Castration, buddy.
 
Mondoz said:
You saw what happened to the last guy who tried to mess with my shopping cart.

You just stay the hell out of my parking lot, unless you want to end up on the wrong end of my Wand of Castration, buddy.
I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!
 
shockthemonkey said:
I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!
i would do it, but i've still got 23 days until i'm healed from my last bout with the wand of castration.
 
shockthemonkey said:
I'll donate 5 empty cans, 2 plastic walmart bags, an empty purse and a man's size 7 left sneaker with a hole in the heel for whoever burns mondoz's cart!


I guess you didn't know about the asbestos enchantment I put on all my shopping carts now.

No matter, it'll be fun to watch the attempt.
 
Mondoz said:
I guess you didn't know about the asbestos enchantment I put on all my shopping carts now.

No matter, it'll be fun to watch the attempt.
i've been working on an anti-asbestos spray, just for that reason.