OH GNOES he's using the 'so mad' tactic. Must admit defeat to superior wit!
I think I'll just go stare into the depth of the ocean and feel how much my life pales in comparison to that wealth of water. Maybe I'll make some margheritas and sit alone with my cat talking on the internet about how great my life is while I sit here drinking alone with my cat for company, in my 30's (possibly 40's), childless, wifeless, alone and with a cat. This is exactly how I planned my life to be Bloo blooo bloooo