Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

[MacG]

I teared up again.

We've been in a weakened state for a while now. I could tear up at a squirrel running across an empty road right now.

Fuck's sake, I know this too well.

It's been a year since I lost Meerkat, and I drunk myself senseless and looked at her pics just last night.

I love you guys. And I don't say that a lot, if not at all.

 

[MacG]

When I stopped drinking I cried whenever a puppy was on TV.

BTW, 14 years no drinky today.

Wow, congratulations the fuck!

Your beard and ass is not the only magnificent things aboot you İmmi.

 

[Immigrant]

Wow, congratulations the fuck!

Your beard and ass is not the only magnificent things aboot you İmmi.

Nah man, I suck.

YOU, on the other hand, are the magnificent one if there ever was one.

 

[MacG]

Nah man, I suck.

YOU, on the other hand, are the magnificent one if there ever was one.

What a coincidence, I think I suck too.

Let's agree to disagree.


I can't believe I just used that phrase. Been looking forward to this for at least 10 years now!

 

[MacG]

I almost forgot.

I bought a very cheap stethoscope, dirt cheap one.

I petted MacMac to maximum purrrrdrive.

Now, if I even placed it to her hip, the vibrations were awesome.

But, I placed it onto her throat, and listened to it for 20 minutes. Better than any drug, booze or whatever. That sound is so incredible. I could feel my bones vibrating at the same frequency as her purring.

Buy one, and do this. You will thank me, trust me. It's amazing. One of the best experiences I've ever had.

 

[MacG]

@APRIL and @fly , you can do this with Bane! Listen to his purrrdrive, life energy, hearth beat or whatever!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Go home Mac youre drunk

 

[nukes]

 

[Strings]

 

[MacG]

Go home Mac youre drunk

I might be drunk, but I'm a drunk with a stetescope!

 

[nukes]

Old pussy?

 

[Strings]

Old pussy?

Bunch of whiny hags

 

[Strings]

My dog thinks he's a cat. And he's a traitor!

 

[nukes]

Bunch of whiny hags

They're almost age appropriate for us now.
Almost.

 

[nukes]

 

[MacG]

They're almost age appropriate for us now.
Almost.

Almost? They're hot!

 

[MacG]

My dog thinks he's a cat. And he's a traitor!
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This "thing" is supposed to be a dog?

I have bad news Strings... Even Witch is more dog than this, entity. And she's not even a cat

 

[nukes]

 

[Strings]

When do the words "deal with it" drop?

 

[MacG]

When do the words "deal with it" drop?

When that dog, dropped its doggness, I guess