Thread Americans love cats more than their own country.


full of tales of hot tail
Apr 26, 2016
There was a cat who loved sitting on laps, had a tilted head and was black and white.

Her name was "black and white vertigoed lap cat"
One time my girlfriend called me right after I’d driven away from her house and she was frantic. “Sophie (her tiny 6 lb Siamese) is tilting her head and it’s stuck! Come back! I think she needs to go to the vet!” and it was like 11 pm.

Sure enough, Sophie’s little melon was stuck at a tilt (it seemed) and I would gently try to reposition her head but it wasn’t giving, and I was afraid to try too hard.

After about five minutes, she just righted her fuckin head like nothing was wrong. Weirdos.