Thread This just in! Cats suck massholes. Film @ 11.

[APRIL]

Its easy. I maintain a coke nail on the pinky of my plucking hand for this sort of thing.

Eww.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just shoot em in the face with a squirt gun
Much more fun for everyone that way

 

[Duke]

Eww.

Right? That shit is right out of the Don Johnson Miami Vice era.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Eww.

Its good for pickin my nose too. I need special tools for these nostrils I tell yew wut

 

[APRIL]

Its good for pickin my nose too. I need special tools for these nostrils I tell yew wut

I'm sure you don't need a pinky nail for those nostrils, a fist will do.

 

[MacG]

Oh gosh. I feel your pain, boo. Crazy how these little fur bodies mean so much.

When we lost our last cat to urinary disease stuff, he would always wrap his large fat body around my head every night. Sometimes would bathe me and get his tongue stuck in my long hair. After he passed, it was SO. FUCKING. HARD. not having him there every night.

*pat pat pat* Wake up, Mac!

Damn. I wish we were closer, we'd understand each other. @nukes too. You people encouraged me to do the last thing I could do for her. I'm forever thankful.

 

[MacG]

My poor cat is sick. She has bladder stones but her platelet count is super low so she's on steroids in hope that she will be able to have surgery. She's peeing all over the place and I know its because peeing hurts, and it really sucks.

Goddamit. I hope she'll be allright.

 

[MacG]

The cat is almost 6 and she is just now accepting the fact that letting me clean out her eye boogers feels good in the long run

Come do our cats... we can't stand to do it. Eww.

I have to use eyedrops for MacMac since she came home with me. 4 times a day, 2 different medications 2x drops each time.

She got used to it mostly, but she still hates it when I try to clean an eye booger once in a while.

 

[APRIL]

Damn. I wish we were closer, we'd understand each other. @nukes too. You people encouraged me to do the last thing I could do for her. I'm forever thankful.

Totally. We'd all be crazy cat people together.

 

[APRIL]

My poor cat is sick. She has bladder stones but her platelet count is super low so she's on steroids in hope that she will be able to have surgery. She's peeing all over the place and I know its because peeing hurts, and it really sucks.

Oh no! How old is she now?

 

[APRIL]

I have to use eyedrops for MacMac since she came home with me. 4 times a day, 2 different medications 2x drops each time.

She got used to it mostly, but she still hates it when I try to clean an eye booger once in a while.

Dddaaaaaad stop! My friend is watching!

 

[kiwi]

Not a cat but this happened. Told the 10 year old he could have one if he bought it.

 

[APRIL]

View attachment 2717 Not a cat but this happened. Told the 10 year old he could have one if he bought it.

Oh so cool! Such neat pets... Until they are large enough to eat your dog.

 

[kiwi]

Oh so cool! Such neat pets... Until they are large enough to eat your dog.

Oh man that would be awesome and we probably wouldn’t have to feed it for a few months afterward.

 

[Dharma1521]

Oh no! How old is she now?

She's only 6.

 

[APRIL]

She's only 6.

Argh.

 

[Ledboots]

View attachment 2717 Not a cat but this happened. Told the 10 year old he could have one if he bought it.

I love snakes

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

View attachment 2717 Not a cat but this happened. Told the 10 year old he could have one if he bought it.

your 10yo has tattoos?

 

[APRIL]

I love snakes

Me too! Used to have a Burmese named Miss Hiss who loved to cuddle and taste the air when the cats were around. :/

 

[Duke]

Me too! Used to have a Burmese named Miss Hiss who loved to cuddle and taste the air when the cats were around. :/

And now we know how the everglades became a reptilian war zone.