Per Sarcasmo's request:
This morning I got a heads up phone call from Fly about a morning show that is local taking calls from people who have had "Ambien Exeriences." I treid to call in and give a few of our own, but was unable to get through.
Anyhow: Man gets on a plane for an international flight. He pops an Ambien before boarding hoping to sleep through most if it.
1. They seat him next to a diabetic who had to inject insulin. Ambien guy begged and pleaded with the guy to "let him try it."
2. Ambien guy stood up in the middle of the aisle and just started to wave at everyone.
3. Ambien guy started to randomly walk around the plane to talk to people. On this brief yet fruitful journey he thought it would be a good idea to sit on an old lady's lap.
Another person thought they were popping popcorn and instead of putting it on for 3 minutes put it on for 30. Someone else got up in the middle of the night and made frosting to eat.
A girl claims she took a reese's peanut butter cup and waved it around and made airplane noises.
Then we have the good 'ole Shawn story where he calls BeeRad to tell him we have Salt mines in the backyard, but not to worry because we will be having a benefit that weekend to raise money for the children's home. He then proceeded to call his friend Dave and tell him that now would be a good time to tell his parents that he is crazy. (Dave's nickname is 'Crazy Dave.')
I hope they don't pull this shit off the market.
This morning I got a heads up phone call from Fly about a morning show that is local taking calls from people who have had "Ambien Exeriences." I treid to call in and give a few of our own, but was unable to get through.
Anyhow: Man gets on a plane for an international flight. He pops an Ambien before boarding hoping to sleep through most if it.
1. They seat him next to a diabetic who had to inject insulin. Ambien guy begged and pleaded with the guy to "let him try it."
2. Ambien guy stood up in the middle of the aisle and just started to wave at everyone.
3. Ambien guy started to randomly walk around the plane to talk to people. On this brief yet fruitful journey he thought it would be a good idea to sit on an old lady's lap.
Another person thought they were popping popcorn and instead of putting it on for 3 minutes put it on for 30. Someone else got up in the middle of the night and made frosting to eat.
A girl claims she took a reese's peanut butter cup and waved it around and made airplane noises.
Then we have the good 'ole Shawn story where he calls BeeRad to tell him we have Salt mines in the backyard, but not to worry because we will be having a benefit that weekend to raise money for the children's home. He then proceeded to call his friend Dave and tell him that now would be a good time to tell his parents that he is crazy. (Dave's nickname is 'Crazy Dave.')
I hope they don't pull this shit off the market.