WTF AMA I've been day drinking.

[OOD]

 

[HipHugHer]

The shit, or the bed?

 

[nukes]

The shit, or the bed?

Or the girlfriend?

 

[Strings]

Somehow someway it always revolves back to poop talk.

 

[nukes]

Somehow someway it always revolves back to poop talk.

Just don't eat here and you'll be ok

 

[wetwillie]

BAck to the original question, I'd probably start yelling at her like, "Jesus, fucking Christ, get out of the bed. Out of here you dumb shit-eating cat!! Fuck, fuck, fuck, I really needed some more sleep. And now the mattress smells like shit. We just bought the thing!" Then I'd get a wet towel or such and help her clean up.
The cat's face.

 

[Jehannum]

The Alabama Hot Pocket strikes again.