FYI AMA: Blue Balls Pong!

[Jehannum]

Hey guys, I made a drinking game!

No you haven't. You've complicated a classically easy drinking game to the point where it won't be playable by people who are drinking.

 

[fly]

No you haven't. You've complicated a classically easy drinking game to the point where it won't be playable by people who are drinking.

It's still a drinking game, so you're wrong. And it's not like we didn't playtest it. And it's not like we aren't drinkers, you crabby old man.

 

[Strings]

Whenever you want to know what could possibly go wrong with anything you're proud of, just come here and ask.

 

[fly]

 

[pacojas]

Well, Tyson has spent some years in prison so he knows how to do it all gentle and sweet-like.

oh myyyyy!

 

[thintoast]

No you haven't. You've complicated a classically easy drinking game to the point where it won't be playable by people who are drinking.

You sound like a lot of fun.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I hate beer pong now. The kids play it at the lake and its loud and obnoxious. And if anyone is an authority on loud and obnoxious, its this guy.

 

[adi]

Is there a smoking version of this game? Bong pong?

 

[thintoast]

I hate beer pong now. The kids play it at the lake and its loud and obnoxious. And if anyone is an authority on loud and obnoxious, its this guy.

Why are kids playing beer pong?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Why are kids playing beer pong?

Theyre in their mid 20s.

 

[Strings]

Is there a smoking version of this game? Bong pong?

 

[thintoast]

Theyre in their mid 20s.

Well that changes the whole story and is no longer interesting.

 

[adi]

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Yeah

 

[gee]

Is there a smoking version of this game? Bong pong?

If it doesn't exist, invent it!

 

[Jehannum]

You sound like a lot of fun.

I'm a real hot ticket at parties.

 

[adi]

If it doesn't exist, invent it!

You're better at it baba, also could be fun

 

[Jehannum]

It's still a drinking game, so you're wrong. And it's not like we didn't playtest it. And it's not like we aren't drinkers, you crabby old man.

You're welcome to prove me wrong in sales, and I wish you the very best of luck at that.

However, when I'm drinking, it's generally not in those sorts of contexts anymore, though I'll still go whiskey for whiskey with my cousin, because he's about 100 pounds lighter than I am, and it's hilarious when he's really shitfaced.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You're welcome to prove me wrong in sales, and I wish you the very best of luck at that.

However, when I'm drinking, it's generally not in those sorts of contexts anymore, though I'll still go whiskey for whiskey with my cousin, because he's about 100 pounds lighter than I am, and it's hilarious when he's really shitfaced.

Yeah you strike me as a real party animal.

 

[Jehannum]

Yeah you strike me as a real party animal.

I'm sure worried about your perception of me. Can you tell?

 

[fly]

You're welcome to prove me wrong in sales, and I wish you the very best of luck at that.

However, when I'm drinking, it's generally not in those sorts of contexts anymore, though I'll still go whiskey for whiskey with my cousin, because he's about 100 pounds lighter than I am, and it's hilarious when he's really shitfaced.

Right. And what part of this make you think I was targeting your market?