Am I the only one who finds this headstone funny?

[Sarcasmo]

Haha, please do, but don't die soon Sarcasmo. This forum needs you

If I go, I'm taking you all with me.

 

[Galen]

If I go, I'm taking you all with me.

Hmm, just like Jonestown. Meet @ Sarcasmo's?

 

[JAXvillain]

I thought the Jonestown plugin for IE was still in beta??

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Or maybe "Ball cancer? wtf? Who dies from that?"

 

[Sarcasmo]

RIP Chikken

 

[b_sinning]

Chikken you should have the nut they removed made into something you could put on your keychain.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

RIP Chikken

Before the discovery of platinum-based chemo in the 70's, testicular cancer was terminal almost 80% of the time, now it's the most curable with cure rates almost in the 90's.

 

[b_sinning]

Horrible way to go.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Chikken you should have the nut they removed made into something you could put on your keychain.

I could use one of the oysters that I ate in England, the fucking things looked like alien testicles.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Before the discovery of platinum-based chemo in the 70's, testicular cancer was terminal almost 80% of the time, now it's the most curable with cure rates almost in the 90's.

Wow, that's actually pretty interesting. I did not know that.

The irony of a testicular cancer death would piss me off pretty bad. Killed by something that creates life. I'd have to look at God and just shake my head.

 

[kiwi]

Wow, that's actually pretty interesting. I did not know that.

The irony of a testicular cancer death would piss me off pretty bad. Killed by something that creates life. I'd have to look at God and just shake my head.

That would be along the same lines as ovarian cancer.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That would be along the same lines as ovarian cancer.

If I died from ovarian cancer, I would definitely look at God and shake my head.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If I died from ovarian cancer, I would definitely look at God and shake my head.

you could write about it at sarcasmo.com

 

[Galen]

If I died from ovarian cancer, I would definitely look at God and shake my head.

Ovarian cysts are awesome, I've seen a few pickled. They're like sinewy, white tennis balls. It's amazing how rapidly they can grow too, though obviously not for the patient.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wow, that's actually pretty interesting. I did not know that.

The irony of a testicular cancer death would piss me off pretty bad. Killed by something that creates life. I'd have to look at God and just shake my head.

It's where it spreads to is what kills ya, the cancer at the testicle is easy to remove (relatively), the lymphatic system, lungs, brain, other abdominal organs....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ovarian cysts are awesome, I've seen a few pickled. They're like sinewy, white tennis balls. It's amazing how rapidly they can grow too, though obviously not for the patient.

Have you seen any of those teratomas with the teeth and hair?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Have you seen any of those teratomas with the teeth and hair?

parasitic twins

 

[Sarcasmo]

you could write about it at sarcasmo.com

Do they have blogs for dead people?

 

[fly]

Do they have blogs for dead people?

I shall now start a JFK blog.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It's where it spreads to is what kills ya, the cancer at the testicle is easy to remove (relatively), the lymphatic system, lungs, brain, other abdominal organs....

Yeah I know, but even if it metastisized it's technically the nut that clobbered you.