Am I gonna die?

[dbzeag]

So I am allergic to caffeine (and cats). I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any. Today I ate a cannoli that happened to have chocolate chips in it. I am starting to shake and my stomach doesn't feel right.

Am I gonna die?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

GOD I HOPE SO!

 

[BeerAd]

So I am allergic to caffeine (and cats). I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any. Today I ate a cannoli that happened to have chocolate chips in it. I am starting to shake and my stomach doesn't feel right.

Am I gonna die?

haha, that is so funny cause basically you said...

"I get suicidally depressed and jittery if I have any (pussy-cat)"


bwhahahahahah sorry

 

[thrawn]

I LOL'd at the posts in this thread

 

[BeerAd]

I LOL'd at the posts in this thread

dammmmmmmm the name change man, dam it to hell

 

[thrawn]

dammmmmmmm the name change man, dam it to hell

I could always change it to Beeerad

 

[BeerAd]

I could always change it to Beeerad

You want me :squeezes nipples:

 

[kiwi]

Yes, ultimately we will all die. Will you die cause you ate a few chocolate chips, I doubt it.

 

[ZRH]

Yes. Even then no one will care if youre gay or not.

 

[water]

lol, dead people.

 

[Desslock]

If you die would that make you a dead gay guy or a gay dead guy?

 

[APRIL]

Aww don't die,

 

[Valve1138]

If you die would that make you a dead gay guy or a gay dead guy?

Good question. Does it depend on rectal state?

 

[water]

Is it true that dead gay people turn into Zombies and when they bite other people they become gay as well?

edit: Furthermore, will a headshot be the only thing to take down a gay ? Or could you do enough collateral damage to their bodies to put them down?

 

[APRIL]

Let's not make this a gay thread too, asshats.

 

[dirt rider]

I was gonna say gag yourself to get the poisonous chocolate chips out of your stomach, but then realized, you probably don't have any gag reflexes.

 

[thrawn]

Let's not make this a gay thread too, asshats.

Would you like to see my breasts?

 

[Valve1138]

Is it true that dead gay people turn into Zombies and when they bite other people they become gay as well?

edit: Furthermore, will a headshot be the only thing to take down a gay ? Or could you do enough collateral damage to their bodies to put them down?

You've given me an idea for a movie. "Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Dead Gay Zombies"

Instead of a headshot to kill them, you tear up pictures of Martha Stewart.

 

[Valve1138]

Would you like to see my breasts?

Yes please.

 

[Ryokurin]

You'll just get the shits.

You'll wish you were dead.