Alright, looks like I'm setting up an orgy with my ex

Well, the reality is that he said his life is fucked up. He shoulda started with those stories first to add credibility. I'm pretty sure the EXACT same thing would happen at NN, and I saw it happen myself at OT, regularly. You just can't come out the box with stories like that...

Now, if he posted noodes...

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Ummm thats not a harpoon.

lmao, yes it is! It's a ship harpoon.

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