All Things Christmas

[fly]

I've been thinking about what to get people since August. I try and put a lot of thought into a gift.

Can you tell me what I'm getting?

 

[theacoustician]

Can you tell me what I'm getting?

I'll give you three guesses

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I had a brainwave for my s/o. A power drill. No self respecting man wouldn't be excited about one of those. Why I don't know, but I think I'm onto a winner. Thoughts guys?

 

[b_sinning]

I like it Enemy. Make sure to comment how it can't compare to his personal power drill (penis). We like that type of thing.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'll give you three guesses

butt plug
butt plug
butt plug

 

[JAXvillain]

I like it Enemy. Make sure to comment how it can't compare to his personal power drill (penis). We like that type of thing.

it should be accompanied by a stud finder and she should make lame electronic noises while waving it in front of him

 

[b_sinning]

butt plug
butt plug
my little pony stable playset

 

[theacoustician]

my little pony butt plug?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I like it Enemy. Make sure to comment how it can't compare to his personal power drill (penis). We like that type of thing.

I just lolled at work. And there's only two people in this office.

 

[JAXvillain]

my little pony butt plug?

well done...that combo covers both fly AND ape...we all know how much fly likes combing MLP's hair

 

[theacoustician]

well done...that combo covers both fly AND ape...we all know how much fly likes combing MLP's hair

???​

???​

 

[JAXvillain]

winnar

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ack

 

[ERage]

What the hell is wrong with you people. See, this is why I hate Christmas.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I heard that Christians stole Christmas from the pagans.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I heard santa and jesus were born on the same day
which is funny, since fictional characters dont really have birthdays

 

[Floptical]

I heard santa and jesus were born on the same day
which is funny, since fictional characters dont really have birthdays

If they are so fictional how do you explain THIS?????

OR THIS??????

OR THIS?????

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

PHOTOSHOP!

 

[Floptical]

PHOTOSHOP!

OR THIS????

 

[Valve1138]

What? No Buddy Christ?