Happy birthday Sarcasmo. May a thousand butterflys land on your face and leave you a birthday poop, er, present.
Happy birthday, I gave you my kidney last week as an early present.
I have a video of me in a white dress singing Happy Birthday for you (a la Marilyn Monroe) Where do I send it?
[email protected] please
Thanks all. I tried to rub one out this morning but I couldn't even get it up for myself.
i wonder if his birthday cake will be vanilla flavored...