Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[fly]

They give me that shit by the bucket, you want some?

I ain’t taking it.

No thanks. Not my jam.

edit: Why do you need it????

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No thanks. Not my jam.

edit: Why do you need it????

Diverticulitis, gout, and arthritis.

I don’t need it, that’s what they want to give me.

What I need is antibiotics and anti inflammatory things.

And booze.

And probably to eat better.

 

[fly]

Gout? Did you turn into smileynev?

 

[Petunia]

Its bad here too. Not that bad, but theres a heavy haze all over everything floating at about roof height of the buildings.

you’re welcome

 

[Petunia]

I enjoy dating absolute smoke shows.
As long as the smoke isn't from a dumpster fire, I'm good

you’re going thru your kiki stage.
love it

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Gout? Did you turn into smileynev?

Yes

 

[CletusJones]

Its bad here too. Not that bad, but theres a heavy haze all over everything floating at about roof height of the buildings.

well that explains a lot. it was overcast as fuck yesterday, i was wondering if it was smoke.

 

[Peppers]

you’re going thru your kiki stage.
love it

Does CEO have a sister? If so you should set them up.

 

[Petunia]

Does CEO have a sister? If so you should set them up.

you wanna hear the IRONY, yes he has a sister and she’s like UBER UBER SUCCESSFUL, crazy smart and she is a super exec for a very infamous company and is sooo awesome. total opposite of her brother

 

[kiwi]

you wanna hear the IRONY, yes he has a sister and she’s like UBER UBER SUCCESSFUL, crazy smart and she is a super exec for a very infamous company and is sooo awesome. total opposite of her brother

You should have dated her instead.

 

[Petunia]

You should have dated her instead.

no shit, i think she prob fantasizes about dipping her toes in the lesbo pond

 

[tre]

no shit, i think she prob fantasizes about dipping her toes in the lesbo pond

Just wave your sausage fingers at her, it’ll be an easy transition

 

[Petunia]

Just wave your sausage fingers at her, it’ll be an easy transition

my sausages would bring her a satisfaction she prob hasn’t felt since the 80s

 

[Peppers]

you’re welcome

 

[Mikeawesome]

 

[Valve1138]

 

[CletusJones]

one of my childhood friends has been on lvpd forever, i wonder if he knows. i'll ask him next time we talk

 

[Domon]

The general consensus around this story is that its bs which will be used to discredit the Grusch story by association.

The Grusch one seems very very credible. Dude is not a nutter at all

 

[Jehannum]

Went to a black sand beach today.

 

[fly]

I hate you