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[Josh]

I just killed a housefly that landed on top of my head. Thankfully I didn't a) slap myself too hard and b) didn't get housefly guts on me. I think I should go buy a lottery ticket. People coming and going through the front office door gets them down the hallways and they get trapped in my office.

 

[fly]

I just killed a housefly that landed on top of my head. Thankfully I didn't a) slap myself too hard and b) didn't get housefly guts on me. I think I should go buy a lottery ticket. People coming and going through the front office door gets them down the hallways and they get trapped in my office.

After many years of being in Texas, I have perfected the ability to kill houseflies.

 

[Josh]

After many years of being in Texas, I have perfected the ability to kill houseflies.

Dog like reflexes? I remember my uncle's dog when I was growing up was a master at eating houseflies.

 

[Petunia]

could Phil The Healer be looking for me and is posing as Bella? cuz i’ll take him back this time

 

[fly]

Dog like reflexes? I remember my uncle's dog when I was growing up was a master at eating houseflies.

I've perfected the clap above their heads trick.

 

[Domon]

could Phil The Healer be looking for me and is posing as Bella? cuz i’ll take him back this time

thats a very hong kong-ese thing. Someone is kind to you, so you see them as someone that you could be friends with and make an overture towards that effect, even though theyre a stranger.

 

[tre]

thats a very hong kong-ese thing. Someone is kind to you, so you see them as someone that you could be friends with and make an overture towards that effect, even though theyre a stranger.

It also sounds like a slow play con

 

[Josh]

thats a very hong kong-ese thing. Someone is kind to you, so you see them as someone that you could be friends with and make an overture towards that effect, even though theyre a stranger.

 

[Petunia]

thats a very hong kong-ese thing. Someone is kind to you, so you see them as someone that you could be friends with and make an overture towards that effect, even though theyre a stranger.

i want to play along with bella.
i will prob have her stabbing her eye balls with rusty ice picks by next friday

 

[Domon]

It also sounds like a slow play con

shhh, stop ruining it

 

[Petunia]

thats a very hong kong-ese thing. Someone is kind to you, so you see them as someone that you could be friends with and make an overture towards that effect, even though theyre a stranger.

the number is from south carolina lol

 

[Domon]

see if you can scam the scammer.

 

[HipHugHer]

could Phil The Healer be looking for me and is posing as Bella? cuz i’ll take him back this time

Maybe he just wants to help, like be a good listener.
I could do that.
Especially now that I have someone's number.
I don't know who but if you know them they're probably pretty f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ fun.

 

[gee]

 

[Petunia]

Maybe he just wants to help, like be a good listener.
I could do that.
Especially now that I have someone's number.
I don't know who but if you know them they're probably pretty f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ fun.

we should all be Bellas "good listener"

 

[Mikeawesome]

wtf

 

[Strings]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[fly]

wtf

Why did I watch all of that?

 

[gee]

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