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I almost got in a Donnybrook last weekend. It was just my wife's car that got punched though.

Some dude got all mad at me because I took the parking spot behind his rig that was parked across 5 parking spaces at the busiest time of day to go to Costco, because apparently if I did that, he couldn't open the door to the trailer correctly or something.

His wife came up to the window and said, "Can't you see how long he is".

I replied "clearly, he isn't very long given the size of the truck he's compensating with".

That was when he took a swing at the VW.

You can't just leave the joke hanging right there in front of me and expect me to not take it.
 
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Jehannum said:
I almost got in a Donnybrook last weekend. It was just my wife's car that got punched though.

Some dude got all mad at me because I took the parking spot behind his rig that was parked across 5 parking spaces at the busiest time of day to go to Costco, because apparently if I did that, he couldn't open the door to the trailer correctly or something.

His wife came up to the window and said, "Can't you see how long he is".

I replied "clearly, he isn't very long given the size of the truck he's compensating with".

That was when he took a swing at the VW.

You can't just leave the joke hanging right there in front of me and expect me to not take it.
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What kind of dumbass looks at a hill giant and thinks it's a good idea to take a swing.
 
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Mr. Argumentor said:
Don't see why it wouldn't work as a legislation. Gonna be impossible to enforce, but considering what else is being recommended by regulators I could see that being pushed at least through the federal recommendation stage.
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Because it would completely upend Section 230 and would have massive impacts all across the internet, likely limiting speech. Not great.
 
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