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ZRH

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Yeah, 3 and a one. It was a good game. Last 4 possessions were TD, interception and then two blocked field goals for a one point win.
Yeah i Iike Canadian football, I also like div 3 college football. The NFL is too perfect. Like I want to see weird shit.
 

kiwi

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My 15 year old wants exactly zero things so I have no idea what to get him for Christmas. Are there any super cool Christmas present ideas you guys have? Under $200. He’s basically just a mini version of all you guys (nerdy, programmer, dnd addict).

I’ve considered starting him an IRA and just putting money In it for all presents but he needs something for Christmas morning.
 

Mr. Argumentor

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My 15 year old wants exactly zero things so I have no idea what to get him for Christmas. Are there any super cool Christmas present ideas you guys have? Under $200. He’s basically just a mini version of all you guys (nerdy, programmer, dnd addict).

I’ve considered starting him an IRA and just putting money In it for all presents but he needs something for Christmas morning.
You've got a decent amount of all the toys already, 3D printer and whatnot.

I've been wanting to grow a Bismuth crystal?

Photography with an actual film camera?
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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My 15 year old wants exactly zero things so I have no idea what to get him for Christmas. Are there any super cool Christmas present ideas you guys have? Under $200. He’s basically just a mini version of all you guys (nerdy, programmer, dnd addict).

I’ve considered starting him an IRA and just putting money In it for all presents but he needs something for Christmas morning.
Some miniatures and paints for dnd?
 

ZRH

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So my friend invited me to Thanksgiving with the Guatemalans. They have no concept of what Thanksgiving is they just think it's a party. So we had seafood and rice... near the end my sorta gf starts freaking out, she was not there so I get my bosses daughter to translate, she was speaking way too fast.

Well that... didn't work out well. She jealous af.

So i go and pick her up. She wants to have beers and learn to drive. I might be stupid but im not suicidal. Get a few beers in her and she chills out. Then she proposes... she wants to be married mericoles, can't remember if that's Tuesday or wensday.

Anyway im in a car with a passed out passed out chick in downtown Baltimore who is hogging the blanket.
 

Peppers

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So i go and pick her up. She wants to have beers and learn to drive. I might be stupid but im not suicidal. Get a few beers in her and she chills out. Then she proposes... she wants to be married mericoles, can't remember if that's Tuesday or wensday.
This will end well.
 

Peppers

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She gon' burn your house down.
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