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Mean Mr. Mustard

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you’re “get off my lawn” old
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Mr. Argumentor

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In other news, @fly and @APRIL booked a flight to Oklahoma.

Imagine reporting that to your insurance. "And why did you lose control of your car? A big barrel of oil spilled?"
"Not oil, damnit. Lube. Sex lube. It attracted the wild twinks in the area and they just got weird with it in the middle of the road. I had to shield my daughter's eyes from the sight. It was horrible."