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Jehannum

Puts the "pro" in procrastination
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Storm blew through last night with the first rain in about a month
So much lightening. It hit one house and set it on fire
It hit another persons flag pole and ripped through the electrical system in the house
Another in a pool with no damage noted but a deflated pool floatie
The worst outcome for me is that with the rain the grass will start growing again and well have to mow this weekend.
We've gotten a hair over 3.5" in the last week and a half. I tried to get the boy to mow yesterday but he ignored my text.
 

kiwi

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Around 18 they are more pleasant to be around but they think they know everything so you still want to beat them regularly.
 

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and look how great you turned out.
I know, it's hard being perfect

I actually never got hit cause I didn't see the point in disobeying, it was my middle brothers, she broke a wood spoon over my brother's head once, now he's an Army officer. The other one is a felon.
 
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Jehannum

Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jul 24, 2013
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I know, it's hard being perfect

I actually never got hit cause I didn't see the point in disobeying, it was my middle brothers, she broke a wood spoon over my brother's head once, now he's an Army officer. The other one is a felon.
So you're saying she had a 0 of 3 success rate? High praise.