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august

I’m always wet in my basement area
Sep 23, 2006
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it’s fucking annoying
like super annoying. this is not ok.
when it comes to my sexuality i’m super comfortable and i can honestly say i’ve tried it all.
but someone sending me a dick pic when i’m simply asking how your day is going and if you’re gonna watch the hockey game is beyond gross

like if i were sitting next to him and asked him, would he whip his dick out of his pants? no!
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Petunia

COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Nov 16, 2010
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tonight is game 7 with the toronto maple leafs vs tampa bay lightning (hisssssssss)

im gonna be at the arena tonight AND after the game a bunch of us are going for drinks AND the dick pic firefighter is gonna be there AND after 4 fkn years today i woke up with a fkn cold sore!!!!! @APRIL lip aids have landed in my luscious lips and i wanna cry
 

ZRH

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tonight is game 7 with the toronto maple leafs vs tampa bay lightning (hisssssssss)

im gonna be at the arena tonight AND after the game a bunch of us are going for drinks AND the dick pic firefighter is gonna be there AND after 4 fkn years today i woke up with a fkn cold sore!!!!! @APRIL lip aids have landed in my luscious lips and i wanna cry
Im surprised I never got lip aids. I got something else but not that haha
 

fly

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tonight is game 7 with the toronto maple leafs vs tampa bay lightning (hisssssssss)

im gonna be at the arena tonight AND after the game a bunch of us are going for drinks AND the dick pic firefighter is gonna be there AND after 4 fkn years today i woke up with a fkn cold sore!!!!! @APRIL lip aids have landed in my luscious lips and i wanna cry
Ewww, break your security camera please.
 

Petunia

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went on our group date with the dick pic fireman on Saturday (The Leafs lost booooooo)
and while with my friends I realized just how immature DPFM was... like he just had some silly immature comments where I was like ..who says that. Just stupid little things that made me cringe.
At the end of the night, I pulled out my Amex and paid for both of us and he was looking at my card like he had never seen am AMEX before 🚩 (big deal, I expense the receipt to my business)

Anyway.. turns out hes 9 yrs younger than me soooooo lol
he walked me to my car, I gave him a hug and a high5 and Im hoping we dont have to see each other again.

I wonder what CEO is up to lol
 
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Peppers

Cryin' Like a Bitch
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went on our group date with the dick pic fireman on Saturday (The Leafs lost booooooo)
and while with my friends I realized just how immature DPFM was... like he just had some silly immature comments where I was like ..who says that. Just stupid little things that made me cringe.
At the end of the night, I pulled out my Amex and paid for both of us and he was looking at my card like he had never seen am AMEX before 🚩 (big deal, I expense the receipt to my business)

Anyway.. turns out hes 9 yrs younger than me soooooo lol
he walked me to my car, I gave him a hug and a high5 and Im hoping we dont have to see each other again.

I wonder what CEO is up to lol
If you go back to CEO in throwing you over Niagra Falls.
 
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