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Valve1138

I eat my own poo with a spoon
Oct 19, 2004
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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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From what I've heard, you can hit them in the heart and they can still keep coming at ya for a few...
This^

Anything other than a hit to the brain/brain stem means "wait til enough blood leaks out they can't function anymore". Can take longer than folks might think.
Doesn't do much good if they die after doing enough damage to kill or maim you too.
 
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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Ready for some Heroin
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In all seriousness: this is framed like a joke but I sincerely see no humor within. What is funny here? Is the word "rape" inherently comedic?
Apparently so. People get raped by their taxes. Or raped during divorce proceedings. It's a verb rather than something that's inherently extremely traumatic but whatever. I imagine anyone using it as a pejorative has no comprehension of actual rape but I guess that's just something you get used to..
 
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Hoff Kinkmeister

never met a virtue I wont signal
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Apparently so. People get raped by their taxes. Or raped during divorce proceedings. It's a verb rather than something that's inherently extremely traumatic but whatever. I imagine anyone using it as a pejorative has no comprehension of actual rape but I guess that's just something you get used to..
I'm not even arguing against the solipsistic view or that caring for other people and their lived experiences is important. I just want to see him explain the joke.
 
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Hoff Kinkmeister

never met a virtue I wont signal
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It might even be possible to make a "rape joke" that is funny; it would need to be exceedingly clever, insightful, and subversive. But it seems to largely be used as a comedic shortcut, as though the word itself is a joke.
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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Well, back to work. I'm feeling very fatigued. It should be safe to sneak in a nap. It's not like I work in a construction zone or a morgue.
 
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