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Mr. Argumentor

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From what I've heard, you can hit them in the heart and they can still keep coming at ya for a few...
Depending on caliber and exact placement, sure.
However the doctrine more likely comes from the adrenaline surge in that situation and, again, the notoriously bad shots that cops are. Jacob Blake shooting is a decent example. Seven or eight rounds fired from point blank at a near stationary target, half or more missed, of the others one hit him in the arm instead of center mass.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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Probably got tired of the tired jokes
You're a tired joke

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Jehannum

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Yeah, but we're always doing new dumb shit. Should include those at some point.
We'll always have Carnival Cruise Lines and selling dogs on Craigslist.

Sometimes returning to the classics is like slipping on your favorite pair of daisy dukes though. Stinky in all the right places.
 

kiwi

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Our library gave away free Applebees kids meal coupons during their summer reading. When they offered them to us I told them no thanks, we’d never go. Their response was that lots of people said that 😂
 
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