Bet he pissed in your table saw.At 18 Im setting the boy down by the curb
I might give him a 20$ but then hes on his own
Bet he pissed in your table saw.At 18 Im setting the boy down by the curb
I might give him a 20$ but then hes on his own
I'm changing the locks before I do that, but yeah, that's part of the plan.At 18 Im setting the boy down by the curb
I might give him a 20$ but then hes on his own
Good point, hes wily, he could have barrowed a key and made a copyI'm changing the locks before I do that, but yeah, that's part of the plan.
That's how I wrapped up my last day cohabitating with my first wife. Had them Kwiksets ready in my car trunk. "Oh snap, there's a process server walking up behind her . . . . . "I'm changing the locks before I do that, but yeah, that's part of the plan.
I thought your first wife died?That's how I wrapped up my last day cohabitating with my first wife. Had them Kwiksets ready in my car trunk. "Oh snap, there's a process server walking up behind her . . . . . "
*The kids stayed with me. Had to be.
No, my second wife died while I was married to her. My first wife drank herself to death a while after I divorced her . I had the kids from the minute I filed. See, she had turned into a daytime lush and was doing harder shit with a lady up the street. It came to her "endangering the children" and other such. I went and tried to scrap her off the streets a few times. . . . saw her on the life support when she was brain dead. Now I feel really old and sad.I thought your first wife died?
Were you divorcing her ghost?
I have eleventy billion kids. I don’t actually know who lives here anyway.and you're not reinforcing that?
well, minus the magic part.
My brain keeps telling me that's fly earlier in life. Heading out from rural Michigan.
No, my second wife died while I was married to her. My first wife drank herself to death a while after I divorced her . I had the kids from the minute I filed. See, she had turned into a daytime lush and was doing harder shit with a lady up the street. It came to her "endangering the children" and other such. I went and tried to scrap her off the streets a few times. . . . saw her on the life support when she was brain dead. Now I feel really old and sad.
I think @wetwillie has been married like 37 times though.
Technically I wasn't married to #1 at the time of her demise - it's just easier to say "yeah, outlived 2 wives." The writing was on the wall, she was gonna take all of us all down. In a drunken state she got freaky with a minor. She also left my sons outside in sub-zero temps because she was passed out in the house - good thing I didn't take the overtime that day . . .BOTH YOUR WIVES DIED??
Listen here glue-boy, I have one of your relatives in a chunk of petrified tree sap.Eddie is so old he has one of the very first SS# cards.
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Paper hadn't been invented yet, so he doesn't carry it around.
Listen here glue-boy, I have one of your relatives in a chunk of petrified tree sap.