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[Immigrant]

Gas prices on Cannon (1973) this morning were .40.9 for regular and .44.9 for premium.

I remember changing the signs at mom’s Kwik Shop when it dropped below 30¢ a gallon during the “Gas War”. And then waiting in line a couple years later when rationing happened.

#reminiscing

 

[wetwillie]

I want to go to one of them snake handling churches. I figure that's gotta be a pretty wild experience.

Until they see your tattoo and throw you in the snake pit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is obviously satans work

 

[Jehannum]

This is obviously satans work

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[fly]

This is obviously satans work

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Thank God it comes with an ice pack.

 

[wetwillie]

Thank God it comes with an ice pack.

If he was a loving GOD that shit would have never happened.
*Frozen fruit salad with grapes and muskmelon is its evil twin. imo.

 

[kiwi]

My sister is stuck in mediation all day cause her pos soon to be ex is refusing to work with her and is being unreasonable and claims he’s going to save the marriage and is fighting for them.

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

 

[kiwi]

I suppose I could have also added that to @TuhMollie thread of guy stupidity as well.

 

[fly]

My sister is stuck in mediation all day cause her pos soon to be ex is refusing to work with her and is being unreasonable and claims he’s going to save the marriage and is fighting for them.

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

Do they also have 35 kids?

 

[Jehannum]

My sister is stuck in mediation all day cause her pos soon to be ex is refusing to work with her and is being unreasonable and claims he’s going to save the marriage and is fighting for them.

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

gross.

 

[Domon]

My sister is stuck in mediation all day cause her pos soon to be ex is refusing to work with her and is being unreasonable and claims he’s going to save the marriage and is fighting for them.

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

ugh. Is this a church required thing?

 

[kiwi]

Do they also have 35 kids?

Just two. She’s the black sheep of the Mormon world.

 

[kiwi]

ugh. Is this a church required thing?

No it’s a state of Utah thing. If they can’t decide on terms today then she can get a letter to move forward with the courts.

 

[Domon]

No it’s a state of Utah thing. If they can’t decide on terms today then she can get a letter to move forward with the courts.

well... its utah, so those are vaguely synonymous.

 

[Domon]

Just two. She’s the black sheep of the Mormon world.

after she gets divorced you can give her one of yours as a celebration gift.

 

[kiwi]

after she gets divorced you can give her one of yours as a celebration gift.

Good idea. I could do to get rid of a few.

speaking of getting rid of kids, all of mine have some silly notion that being 18 means you magically now live in your own. They keep commenting about how my oldest is moving out next year.

Um sure she has a job, but it’s part time and we’ll just see how things go.

 

[Domon]

Good idea. I could do to get rid of a few.

speaking of getting rid of kids, all of mine have some silly notion that being 18 means you magically now live in your own. They keep commenting about how my oldest is moving out next year.

Um sure she has a job, but it’s part time and we’ll just see how things go.

and you're not reinforcing that?

well, minus the magic part.

 

[wetwillie]

My sister is stuck in mediation all day cause her pos soon to be ex is refusing to work with her and is being unreasonable and claims he’s going to save the marriage and is fighting for them.

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

I'm on her side - multiple cheats? So sorry. If he wanted the marriage he would have looked and not touched - at most. "Bailiff, wack his pee-pee!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

At 18 Im setting the boy down by the curb
I might give him a 20$ but then hes on his own

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The reason for the divorce? He’s cheated on her. Multiple times.

Grounds for firing.
No need for further discussion.
Pack yer shit & go.