Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Mikeawesome]

How else will @Mikeawesome afford his next TV? Gotta get as much money for his crumbling shithole as he possibly can.

i dont live in shithole new york.

 

[kiwi]

Did you pack your winter coat?

We apparently should have!

 

[Peppers]

How else will @Mikeawesome afford his next TV?

He'll steal cable from his parents.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Even after seeing all these videos, I'm really struggling to understand how people could be THIS uninformed.

It's a death cult.

 

[fly]

Jaysus. That rundown shit-pit for $830k?

Just paying for dirt. Some friends of ours bought a 'house' for ~$3M. The thought of that makes me want to barf, but they obviously do okay.

 

[Jehannum]

Just paying for dirt. Some friends of ours bought a 'house' for ~$3M. The thought of that makes me want to barf, but they obviously do okay.

If'n I'm paying that much for dirt, it had better be carpeted with the pubes of a thousand virgins and give me blowjobs.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Just paying for dirt. Some friends of ours bought a 'house' for ~$3M. The thought of that makes me want to barf, but they obviously do okay.

Lawyer couple just got the keys to their new place. They essentially bought a tear down house and build new. Within walking distance to Datz.
The house they are leaving was bought at the lowest low of the housing crisis. I think they said it is worth 5x what they paid, even after the initial loan was covered?

 

[fly]

If'n I'm paying that much for dirt, it had better be carpeted with the pubes of a thousand virgins and give me blowjobs.

For me? Agreed. But that price isn't that big of a deal for them. Must be nice!

 

[Petunia]

1979 Horoscope! Share your predictions!

im a libra and im a whore who will die of a venereal disease! this could not be more spot on!

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

1979 Horoscope! Share your predictions!

im a libra and im a whore who will die of a venereal disease! this could not be more spot on!

I'm a prick!

 

[Valve1138]

Lol, Pisces.

Only the first 5 words are right.

 

[Petunia]

mine was so savage

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im a bus driver and/or pimp?

 

[Valve1138]

Both respectable jerbs.

 

[Petunia]

Im a bus driver and/or pimp?

you can drive your hoes around on your bus

 

[gee]

Im a bus driver and/or pimp?

Hey someone's gotta drive the bangbus.

 

[Floptical]

Hey someone's gotta drive the bangbus.

If you don’t have the equipment to be in the back seat you drive.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Yale is trying to get out of its own history

 

[fly]

I'm fake outraged!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

1979 Horoscope! Share your predictions!

im a libra and im a whore who will die of a venereal disease! this could not be more spot on!

Cancerian and upset by this news