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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Also:

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Jehannum]

German Christmas tradition on top of a German wagon. I've never felt so Lutheran before.

I'll stick it to @AppleTurkey later to complete the trifecta by nailing a Catholic.

 

[Josh]

How does @shamwow still have the third most posts on this useless forum and he hasn't been here in over 4 years?

 

[Josh]

So awesome.

 

[Josh]

Wow. The guy can't even have kids with his DNA. That's wild.

 

[Valve1138]

How does @shamwow still have the third most posts on this useless forum and he hasn't been here in over 4 years?

The cabbie lost his job and can’t afford internets.

 

[OOD]

This old guy in Taco Bell is proud to be back for the second time today. It's great.

 

[nukes]

I got a life.

 

[gee]

People who brag on the internet about having a life don't have one.

It's true.

 

[nukes]

People who brag on the internet about having a life don't have one.

It's true.

You guys were displeased when I posted all the time. You are displeased when I post sparingly.
If you want to know where the problem lies, look in the mirror.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Says the man who proudly proclaimed his goal of being the biggest asshole on this forum

 

[gee]

You guys were displeased when I posted all the time. You are displeased when I post sparingly.
If you want to know where the problem lies, look in the mirror.

Based on that information, you could also conclude that we're displeased with your posting, regardless of how often you post.

*shrug*

 

[Valve1138]

You guys were displeased when I posted all the time. You are displeased when I post sparingly.
If you want to know where the problem lies, look in the mirror.

lol k toxic fucking asshole

 

[Valve1138]

I got tomato sauce on my shirt tonight.

That was before the root beer float

 

[gee]

Coming soon to Heeb Brewing: Tomato Root Beer Float Imperial Stout.

I've had worse.

 

[Immigrant]

I’ve been on a root beer float kick lately. Two or three a week for the past two months.

During one of my lengthy hospital stays, I got hooked on them in the middle of the night. I’d bother a nurse to bring me root beer in the thermal water mug they furnished and a few of those little cups of vanilla ice cream (with the wooden “spoon”), and it was heavenly.

You haven’t lived until you enjoy a ice cream novelty while near death.

 

[Strings]

 

[Domon]

How does @shamwow still have the third most posts on this useless forum and he hasn't been here in over 4 years?

i think im still in the top 5 at genmay....

 

[Domon]

This dude is what would happen if @gee and @Mr. Asa had a cloning accident and were merged



its long as hell, but worth the watch. Dude is actually super skilled, he just freehands everything and somehow gets it spot on.